Mamba
I'm With You.

http://sportstwo.com/threads/163931-...=1#post2376719

Dear tenant,

Lick my cock.

still authentiq (H)

Alot, but this isn't about me. Whats with the name...

What is wrong with you...

Getting in the season for the NFL, San Diego cheerleader. Good choice. Lol.

Hi Jack,

Please stop eating my lunch from the office kitchen.

Thanks,
Janet

Dear land lord,

This was also a test. You apartment is still trashed and you're still a ****.

Regards,
Ronan

Dear land lord,

Your money is on the kitchen table, as requested.

Thanks,
Ronan

Hello land lord,

You're a complete ****. I have left the keys to your apartment in your PO Box. You will also notice that all of the pipes in the house have been cut and the water line has been shut off. Good luck replacing all of the copper. I have soiled the Family Room with puke and shit after several of my friends shagged your girlfriend. Several pairs of her panties are now hanging from the ceiling fan. I have written, "IOU $1,355" on the wall with human feces just as a reminder to all of us.

I shall be leaving the country and joining the Royal Navy so good luck finding me.

Regards,
Ronan

PS: I have left a apple pie on the doorstep as a sign of appreciation. It's quite good assuming you pick around the pubic hair.