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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; ">"Fucking Red, man. I mean, you knew it was in the mail but still. The best case scenario for this team would be the zombie of Red Auerbach digging himself out of the ground, showing up at Healthpoint covered in dirt and worms and telling Ainge, Wyc and Doc to get the fuck out of his way. I am secretly hoping that Leon Powe becomes possessed by Red’s undead spirit after purchasing a cursed Ouija board on eBay, launches a coup against the front office and ownership, and ultimately becomes the first Celtic owner/player with Darryl Dawkins being named coach. Now that would be some shit, right there." Tom Toner</span></span></p>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; ">"We hope that we can provide you with at least half the entertainment you've given us."  Naked Circus

"The Yankees' Carl Pavano is going to need surgery for a bone chip above his elbow and will likely miss the rest of the season. For those keeping tabs, that's 4 years, $40 mil for a 4-6 record with a 5.77 ERA over the first two seasons. I'm a bit surprised that the Yankees are actually going to send him into surgery. It seems to me that it might be more cost effective to just have him put down." Insomniac's Lounge

"Opium is the religion of the masses." Fred Reed

"Danny Ainge and Isiah Thomas working out a deal is like that scene in Zoolander when Ben Stiller and and Owen Wilson are trying to get the information out of the computer." Schilly

"I do not know what the Queensberry rules are, sir, but the Wilde rules are to shoot on sight!" Oscar Wilde to the Marquis of Queensbury after being threatened by the former pugilist.</span>
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