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Jade Falcon
Just to piss you off., Male, from Sweet Home, Oregon
- Jade Falcon was last seen:
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About
Just a guy who loves sports. Life long San Francisco 49ers Fan, and a Portland Trail Blazer fan since 2006.
Target shooting/plinking, reading, writing, cigars, and sports.Interact
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for red rocket, I can tell you I don't have one. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over many hours of hole digging. Skills that make me a nuisance for gardeners. If you let my toys go now, that will be the end of it. I will not bark outside your window. I will not chase your car."
"But if you don't, I will shit on your doorstep. I WILL find you. And I will hump your leg."
-Slypokerdog