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The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Jlprk is a retiree residing on the front porch of the Gates of Hell. He is unpleasant most of the time. Don't talk to him between 7 AM and 1 PM, and certainly not between 5 PM and midnight. Actually, better don't talk to him at all. Topics to avoid in his presence include, but are not limited to, politics, his ex-wife, writing, model airplanes, literature, space travel, computers, websites, raising children, kites, his ingrate son, soccer, and Bing News. You have been warned; bug off.


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    Says who? (Other than you.)

    Of all my years refereeing thru Instragram/Twitter this still baffles me

    Yes, thanks for digging that article up. I don't have time to read it. I still think you're wrong.

    As your local hero on the S2 board, I notice that everyone wants a unicorn.

    Slow reaction time. I wish somebody would tell Meyers that rebound position doesn't start when the ball is halfway through its arc. You can lead a horse to water, but you're gonna need some glue when he gets sent to the factory.