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    Jlprk is a retiree residing on the front porch of the Gates of Hell. He is unpleasant most of the time. Don't talk to him between 7 AM and 1 PM, and certainly not between 5 PM and midnight. Actually, better don't talk to him at all. Topics to avoid in his presence include, but are not limited to, politics, his ex-wife, writing, model airplanes, literature, space travel, computers, websites, raising children, kites, his ingrate son, soccer, and Bing News. You have been warned; bug off.


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    I've stayed out of this discussion primarily because: a) I have no particular unique insights to share or draw attention to; b) at this point, pretty much everything known has been raised, argued over, chewed upon, spit out and the same known bits raised again; and c) I spent many years of my life arguing over stupid things that ultimately meant very little me personally and I see no need to do so again here with strangers.