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The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Jlprk is a retiree residing on the front porch of the Gates of Hell. He is unpleasant most of the time. Don't talk to him between 7 AM and 1 PM, and certainly not between 5 PM and midnight. Actually, better don't talk to him at all. Topics to avoid in his presence include, but are not limited to, politics, his ex-wife, writing, model airplanes, literature, space travel, computers, websites, raising children, kites, his ingrate son, soccer, and Bing News. You have been warned; bug off.


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    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Once word leaks out that a moderator has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time.

    This is a big leap forward and is already way past stealing underpants.

    I believe very strongly that this one could fall into either of your two categories.

    The knock on your door will explain why political questions like that are best kept in your head.