http://www.nfl.com/news/story/9107835 On the first day of Christmas the NFL gave to me a T.O. sitting at home. On the second day of Christmas the NFL gave to me too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the third day of Christmas the NFL gave to me three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the fourth day of Christmas the NFL gave to me four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the fifth day of Christmas the NFL gave to me five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the sixth day of Christmas the NFL gave to me six-year network contract, five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the seventh day of Christmas the NFL gave to me seven cheer-babes dancing, six-year network contract, five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the eighth day of Christmas the NFL gave to me eight men inactive, seven cheer-babes dancing, six-year network contract, five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the ninth day of Christmas the NFL gave to me nine fumbles bouncing, eight men inactive, seven cheer-babes dancing, six-year network contract, five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the 10th day of Christmas the NFL gave to me 10 scheming agents, nine fumbles bouncing, eight men inactive, seven cheer-babes dancing, six-year network contract, five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the 11th day of Christmas the NFL gave to me 11 angry owners, 10 scheming agents, nine fumbles bouncing, eight men inactive, seven cheer-babes dancing, six-year network contract, five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. On the 12th day of Christmas the NFL gave to me 12 fired coaches, 11 angry owners, 10 scheming agents, nine fumbles bouncing, eight men inactive, seven cheer-babes dancing, six-year network contract, five locations for the Saints, four misdemeanors, three-step drop, too many Colts victories and a T.O. sitting at home. This is pure comedy!
