Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dream @ Jun 28 2008, 10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>*the dream takes drunken bow*............................it might have been a good idea to stay home and lock myself in a room in listen to hip hop last night..............I almost got into 2 fights.................one was when I wasn't even drunk yet...................I was doin happy hour at a restaurant, and I was cursing loud and this old bitch.....oops my bad I mean old lady passed me, and all a cat did was apologize for cursing in her presence...........her grandson or whoever the **** was with her proceeded to give me that old dog "wut u say bout my mama" look from menace II society........................the other one was completely my fault and is why I'm considering not going out and being publicly intoxicated anymore...................we were in some club and a chick passed me so I decided to slap her on the ass (i hope it wasn't anyone chick on this board)..................little did I know her husband was watching.............I tried to apologize at first, but he was really steamed so I ended up sayin something to piss him off (probably along the lines of "suck my dick" or "that bitch was shakin it in front of me"...I really shouldn't say the word bitch...).....I had a bottle in my hand so I was ready......but I was deep so shit wasn't bout to happen.............unless he had a gun.............then I wouldn't be here typin this shit right now (u got to be more smarter dream)..................the night ended at dennys.........and I really don't know why............maybe cause my designated driver was drunk also........at least it didn't hit him til we sat down in dennys........all I remember from that scene is laying down in the booth and spittin up on the floor, and the entire night there was a crack whore sittin next to us smilin and drinkin coffee....shit almost seemed surreal, like she was my guardian angel or some shit, that mother****er was just smirkin her ass off, like "i got ya back dream, don't worry you good tonight homie...." ...........I was drunk but I made sure to keep my hands on my wallet, cause chances are that wasn't my angel.......I ended pukin a lot of it off in the bathroom, and we were lucky not to get arrested, because there was that "late night dennys cop" that was watchin us the entire night.....................one of my homies homies came by and drove us to my mans house, and for that he's now my homie.............I'm sorry to ramble on, but I'm still a lil wasted cause I haven't eaten anything in bout 24 hours, keep readin pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase!!!!......so I got to my mans house and I realized I had to work this mornin (should've gotten the day off......u got to be more smarter dream), and my phone was dead so I needed to charge it for my alarm...........I was struglin to find a usb cord to give it some juice, but I didn't even know where any of the lights were and it was dark, so I figured "i know where the lights are in my crib!!!"...........so I drove home....the entire time I was prayin not to get pulled over, cause shit wouldn't have been good.......luckily I got home....but it was hot when I stepped through my door.........like like some inferno shit, so I just took off my pants......this is too much info right here so I'll just stop............ooooooooooooooooh one more thing i hate it when ya homie brings "his chick" and she tryna hit on other dudes IN THE CIRCLE the entire night..........she must have not read the memo of bros before..........................................ye ah but I love all u guys very much and right now I'm at work with that shirt that u don't have to iron and some walmart flip flops...............HAPPY B-DAY TO DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!..............</div>

    Man I need me one of those nights. I've just been chillin at houses all summer, haven't been out to a bar or club since late May or so.

    It's dumb to get into fights, but that shit keeps you alive as odd as that sounds yano. You've gotta have some interesting shit in your life.

    Best thing about that night man, is that you'll probably show up to work hella wasted all excited and talkative at first, when everyone else is tired as fuck, and then by the time you're hungover, everyone else is gonna be up for the day, and it's gonna be obvious the kinda night you had haha.

    I'm still up from last night too, but I didn't do much. I just woke up late because I didn't have to work today, so I woke up, did some stuff, and rolled back to my house around 1:30'ish and got on the computer, drank some more, then went to the park downtown to play some ball real early this morning with the early crowd (mostly old folks) when I was still pretty drunk, and watched the sun coming up knockin down treys. Was a good night...
     
  2. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    lmao @ hoopin when drunk....i need to try that next time we get fucked up, hahaha............but yeah I've had worse hangovers in the past..............the main reason I got messed up last night was because I ate nothing outside a piece of shrimp and a couple of french fries the entire night.................i drank a couple hurricanes, some st. arnolds lawnmowers, coronas, and heinys................i just can't wait to get home to sleep.......i'm eating a hersheys bar at my desk right now, and the almonds are bringin the taste of beer back to my mouth..............i can't even talk today, because my throw up burned my throat last night......................
     
  3. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    The Dream is my hero.
     
  4. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    and ur my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  5. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>uckily I got home....but it was hot when I stepped through my door.........like like some inferno shit, so I just took off my pants......this is too much info right here so I'll just stop............ooooooooooooooooh one more thing i hate it when ya homie brings "his chick" and she tryna hit on other dudes IN THE CIRCLE the entire night..........she must have not read the memo of bros before..........................................ye ah but I love all u guys very much and right now I'm at work with that shirt that u don't have to iron and some walmart flip flops.............</div>

    I died laughing at this part. That's awesome.

    And I guess you and I are just hero's!
     
  6. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    i really am getting too old to do some of the shit that i do.....i got too much to lose to act like an ass out in public like that...............................BUT..............it's fun as ****.......
     
  7. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    u know after drinkin how u get those songs and smells u remember........................................the songs i remember are "you're contagious" by Kells and Ron Isley AND "duffle bag boy".......the smell i remember is of my man who was smokin a black, and of his "chicks" hair that was gettin close to me.............
     
  8. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    "Go and get ya money lil' duffle bad boy, I said go and get ya money lil' duffle bag boy!"
     
  9. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    that song just makes u feel like u can takeover the world......................i got up from my desk to do something and forgot what I was going to do...........oh well it will come back to me.........................
     
  10. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    Lol, I love that song.

    Another good song, VC and I were talking about it, kinda femaleish, but Paper Planes by M.I.A. It's really catchy and the remix with Bun B and Rich Boy is good too.

    BTW, I hate the Rain in Toronto, pisses me off so much! I want to go play ball, but everything is wet.
     
  11. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    i must add on a giant **** U to the houston rockets organization for passing on douglas roberts........and voodoo should be happy to watch mayo and gay play together next year!!!!
     
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    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dream @ Jun 28 2008, 01:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>i must add on a giant **** U to the houston rockets organization for passing on douglas roberts........and voodoo should be happy to watch mayo and gay play together next year!!!!</div>

    You've missed all of his Mayo bashing
     
  14. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    Lol, he hates Mayo. He wanted Gay Love in Memphis.
     
  15. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    lol, yeah that i heard that "gay love" the other night....haha, so immature yet so funny..................why does voodoo hate mayo????.........................would he rather want.......................................mustard!!!!....HAHAHAHAHAHA....i'm jus playing that shit was corny...
     
  16. bbwMax

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    Whoever mentioned that Liquor before beer thing is an absolute god. Although i swapped Liquor for Aftershock it worked. I got up at 10 after a night out and went and played Football/soccer for the day. Normally after a night on the lash i get up about 1-2 PM and thats pretty much the day ruined.

    Once again i tip my hat to you fine sir.
     
  17. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

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    me needs food....................
     
  18. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    So what exactly did the Nets do on draft night?-I was stuck in a place with no electricity for two days.
     
  19. P.A.P.

    P.A.P. JBB Fresh Start

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    VC, all is well. We all go through our rollercoaster's in life, and unforunately, my ride took a steep dip for a while and I've been trying to figure it out ever since. I've been patching it together slowly, and the outlook is starting to look promising, but I'm not as far ahead by now as I hope. This all seems a little vague, but basically I f*cked up (in many things), and I'm trying to correct myself.

    The Raptors getting JO and the Heat getting B-Easy and Super Mario is helping the recovering process, lol.

    Do the regulars still post here? Karma, M Two One, og15, Smitty...and I'm forgetting a bunch of you. Missed you guys lmao.
     
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    M21 and Smitty are still around. Not too sure about the other 2 guys. I'm from a Football/Soccer site ya see. Welcome back P.A.P
     

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