Shaq's wife fell for Cuban personal trainer

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  1. Petey

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    <h4><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>We've heard some juicy new info on why Shaquille O'Neill so abruptly filed for divorce. Shaq,35, says he found out his wife Shaunie Nelson, 32, had been hiding money and investments. But the financial shenanigans weren't the ONLY reason Shaq called the marriage off. According to our source, Shaunie has been having a raging affair with one of Shaq's personal trainers - described as "a muscular Cuban." When Shaunie fell for this guy she started stashing money away and went so far as to put a secret down payment on a HOUSE that she plans to share with the Cuban! Shaq's team Miami Heat pays him 20 million a year so he's not suffering much, and remember, Shaq originally stole Shaunie from his BEST FRIEND so maybe it's a case of just desserts. -- Janet Charlton's Hollywood Gossip</div></h4>

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    After reading the title, I thought it was Mark Cuban's personal trainer.</p>
     
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    Oh snap.</p>

    If I was that guy I would be pretty scared. You don't fuck with Shaq.</p>
     
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    TucsonClip Thursday Night in Tucson = Upset

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    Maybe Shaq will come motivated this season, show up in shape, and play 70 games.</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TucsonClip)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Maybe Shaq will come motivated this season, show up in shape, and play 70 games.</p>

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    Or rather depressed and force his way through 20 games?</p>

    Yeah, I would be pretty scared if I were this Cuban fella.</p>

    -Petey</p>

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    TucsonClip Thursday Night in Tucson = Upset

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TucsonClip)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

    Maybe Shaq will come motivated this season, show up in shape, and play 70 games.</p>

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    Or rather depressed and force his way through 20 games?</p>

    Yeah, I would be pretty scared if I were this Cuban fella.</p>

    -Petey</p>

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    Maybe he will retire and take up a career in law enforcement in order to set up this Cuban fella for murder.</p>

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  7. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    never leave an African American female with a Hispanic dude...</p>
     
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    If this is true...damn. Thats kindve bizarre,I dunno why, but it reminds me of Fresh Prince, lol.</p>
     
  9. Денг Гордон

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    Which one of his personal trainers was it. Doc or Tarik? Tarik is black, but that doesn't mean he can't be Cuban. Doc is white, with a somewhat dark toned skin, kind of like Carlos Arroyo, so is he the Cuban?</p>
     
  10. pegs

    pegs My future wife.

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    haha, figures. Shaq should wreck that dude.</p>

    i hope he publically disses his wife. i'm sure it'd be hilarious if he did.</p>
     

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