Dear Fez Hammersticks

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by chris_in_pdx, Mar 20, 2010.

  1. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Copying MIXUM's troll gimmick isn't working. You come off as a second-rate hack. Try harder.
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    Are the Hammersticks of German descent? Fez sounds Arabic. Are you German-Arabic or Arabic-German?
     
  4. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Sorry Fez.. the threads this weekend so far have been decently annoying. I wouldnt go as far as what Chris is saying though.
     
  5. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I don't mind them at all. The number of responses shows that many find them entertaining.
     
  6. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    if you say so
     
  7. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Meh. This board needs to chill. There are some very easy subjects to hit if you want to strike a nerve with the people here, and bashing on KP is one of them.
     
  8. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I have noticed this place to be a little more menstrual lately.
     
  9. yenniedn

    yenniedn Transplanted Blazer Fan

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    I didn't think it was possible but I think Fez McFez (or whatever his chosen name is this week) is surpassing Rudy Ceeee as *edited*. At least with Rudy Ceeee, you know that it's just an act . . . a tired, predictable one at that but still just an act. Fez Thunderstick's posts are just ignant. You can't say the poster himself is ignant b/c it would be deleted for a personal attach so let's just say his posts are ignant, at best.
     
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  10. MIXUM

    MIXUM Suspended

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    awww poor chrissy
     
  11. The Sebastian Express

    The Sebastian Express Snarflepumpkin

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    I knew you were all in tune with my cycle.

    YES!
     
  12. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Your time of the month is whenever the Blazers lose, win by not enough, suffer an injury or fire someone?

    That's pretty harsh, my sympathies. But that is true fandom.
     
  13. Ed O

    Ed O Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    The same people bitch about MIXUM as they do about anyone who has negative things to say about the team or franchise. It's so predictable.

    I wonder if they live in a world where everyone other than them is a troll...

    Ed O.
     
  14. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Only a troll would ask that.
     
  15. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    That's one of the worst takes I've ever seen you offer up, Ed. There are a lot of people (perhaps a majority) on this board who post negative takes on the team or franchise. A lot of them can back up their opinions with facts and a reasoned take. I don't have any problem with those kinds of opinions or the people who post them, and I don't think many other people do. MIXUM just posts negative drivel over and over again to see if he can get a rise out of people. Anyone who doesn't agree with his take is a "homer". It's not a difficult distinction to make.
     
  16. MIXUM

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    I love how so many of you wanna offer stats or evidence to support your arguments. that shit means nothing to me. watching a player play with my own eyes is all i need. i dont care if hes a 385 shooter from 3 or if he averages 8 rebounds a game. that is so dumb.

    look it, I say what i see. lots of you dont want to hear the truth about some of our players. thats your preference if you wanna lie to yourselves but im honest. for example, a guy like Rudy. when i watch him, i see careless turnovers, streaky 3's and poor defense. The blazer homer will say "ahhhhhh hes a great passer... and um um kpee picked him... and ummm um hes money from 3 and ummm he will get better, cause he has potential and umm kpee is never wrong." that will be followed by stats.

    who cares... hes not that good. i dont need rudys stats to tell me.
     
  17. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    Go Blazers!
     
  18. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    chrissy, do you have some sand in your vag?
     
  19. Ed O

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    Actually MIXUM posts more links to Blazers-related than any other poster, I would be. Further, there's a clear distinction between "negative drivel" towards the team and starting posts about other posters, calling them out for being crappy: one is allowed (since it's about the Blazers) and one is not (since it's about other posters).

    Some posters arguably do the former. At least one indisputably does the latter.

    Ed O.
     
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    I am the future.
     

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