X-Ray or Pat Down

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'm going for the Pat Down. I don't trust those X-ray beams.
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I think they refer to the new x-ray security checks as 'gate rape'.
     
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  3. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Imma do a shimmy dance when I go through the X-Ray machine!
     
  4. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    X ray me.
     
  5. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    The Patriot Penetration or the Freedom Fondle....

    I think I'll go with the one least likely to give me cancer. They may take away my dignity, but they'll never take away my prostate!
     
  6. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    I'll wait until both are banned before I fly commercial again.

    By willingly participating in this invasion of your basic rights, you'll end up with no rights at all.
     
  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I keep the right to fly.
     
  8. bodyman5001

    bodyman5001 Genius

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    It depends on who is doing the pat down. Hell, I might go through the scanner and then go back out and go through the pat down just for fun.

    edit...I mean that I would go through the pat down if an attractive woman is the one patting.
     
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    bodyman5001 Genius

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    Seriously though, I won't fly for the same reason as Maris said. I don't have to fly and I won't.
     
  10. VanillaGorilla

    VanillaGorilla Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;skkCpnCm7iM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skkCpnCm7iM&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
  11. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Haven't seen a lot of TSA agents, have you?

    barfo
     
  12. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I'll do whichever gets me through the line faster. But both are a stupid waste of time and money, just a dramatic production to make the sheep feel safer.

    barfo
     
  13. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    Stupid shit. More people abusing their powers.

    I'll go for the old fashioned pat down.
     
  14. BlazersBlood

    BlazersBlood It's flowing within me.

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    +1

    I'm not down for the radiation shower.
     
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    boatsandstars Lilywhite.

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    Here is my impression of people in this thread... "WAAAAAH"

    oh, the faux-outrage! oh, the faux-outrage!
     
  16. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'll be live blogging from LAX tomorrow in this thread.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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  20. TradeNurkicNow

    TradeNurkicNow Resident OT Section Crank

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    I've been thinking about this a lot lately. And I need some advice:

    What can I do to troll the TSA?
     

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