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  1. ivey

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    good idea to think about a new slogan, the old one is old and wrong today. right now i have no suggestions but lord of the rings sounds good to me :D
     
  2. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I hope you stupid mother fuckers voted today.

    I now have the right to bitch about this fucked up state.
     
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  4. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    So retro, on a bike too LOL
     
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    Probably wouldn't happen in a million years, but always fun to do:

    LAL Sends to DEN
    PG Steve Blake
    SF Luke Walton
    C Andrew Bynum
    Future 1st Rd Pick

    DEN Sends to LAL
    PG Ty Lawson
    F Danilo Gallinari
    C Nene
    PF Al Harrington

    Why the Lakers do the trade?
    Luke Walton has been a waste on our roster. He's the NBA's message that ANYBODY can join. He has 3 more years on his contract worth more than $15M.

    Danilo Gallinari will replace Artest, who has underachieved this season, in the starting lineup in the SF spot. With Barnes coming back, there may be an overload at SF, however, Gallinari, like Odom, can also play PF.

    Steve Blake has not met expectations this season, and we NEED better PG play.

    The young (though undersized) Ty Lawson can get to the basket, and is exciting to watch. LA will love this guy. Also, short-term, small contract if he doesn't measure up to our expectations.

    Bynum is our most tradeable piece, and makes the pot that much sweeter for Denver.

    Nene, though smaller than Bynum, is still young and not as injury prone. Plus, he runs the court better and is very explosive. Should complement Pau well.

    Al Harrington would be a nice spark off the bench, and more big guys can't hurt. Plus, Pau can get more rest with him. Theo Ratliff looks like he's out for the season, so Harrington, though not similar to Ratliff's style of play, is much younger and like a poor man's Lamar Odom.

    Why the Nuggets do this trade?

    They get rid of Al Harrington's contract, and in turn, get the much lighter contract of Luke Walton. This is a rebuilding team with the subtraction of Carmelo. Lighter contracts=good.

    Trading away backup PG Ty Lawson for backup Steve Blake is a small price to pay if you are going to get one of the best centers in the league, who's potential is through the roof in Andrew Bynum (plus, he's only 23).

    The Nuggets look like they are going to trade Gallinari away anyways.

    The Nuggets want to extend Nene, but Bynum is an upgrade over Nene anyday of the week (just look at how Bynum TEARS THE NUGGETS APART each time they play each other).

    DEN Starting Lineup (Post Trade)
    PG Raymond Felton
    SG Wilson Chandler
    SF Gary Forbes
    PF Kenyon Martin
    C Andrew Bynum

    LAL Starting Lineup (Post Trade)
    PG Derek Fisher/Ty Lawson
    SG Kobe Bryant
    SF Danilo Gallinari
    PF Pau Gasol
    C Nene
    Bench: Lamar Odom, Ron Artest, Al Harrington, Ty Lawson, Matt Barnes, Derrick Caracter, Devin Ebanks, Shannon Brown
     
  6. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    ^

    Chronic Rosterbation

    This is the place where guys can come, unashamed of their primal urge to rosterbate, and share their experiences with other sympathetic chronic rosterbators. If you have a dirty little trade proposal you found on the internet while the wife was asleep, share it here where people understand you in ways your wife just never will.

    I am well known on this site as a public rosterbator and I am not ashamed.

    I find pleasure in the enticing thoughts of a team that penetrates deep into the playoffs...

    I know that I will never meet these objects of my trade desires and that by-and-large the general public doesn't want to know about my private transactions.

    I've nearly filled a wastebasket with papers covered with the results of my rosterbation.

    But I am not ashamed.

    I will continue on, multiple times a day sometimes, while I fantasize about a fivesome that I know will never happen.

    I will share with you now some of my recent sessions and encourage you to do the same...
     
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  7. DynastYWarrioR6

    DynastYWarrioR6 JBB SmurfY

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    So I'm bored and stuck doing some work...
     
  8. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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  9. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    Nice lol.

    LeBrick is doodoo.

    Also, since when the fuck is allowed for anyone to sign up to just be a GM or producer.

    I feel like this is one of those "Treat new customers better than old ones"

    BTW, I fapped three times today, only to get a blow job. Dy-no-mite!
     
  10. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    My balls have hurt all day. Kinda dunno why...
     
  11. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    Dip them in some green tea
     
  12. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    sounds like a great idea.

    fap fap fap
     
  13. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    fapping is like, so good.

    Except when she wakes up.
     
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    Sex Panther works every time.

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    All the Harvard kids called fapping 'wagging'.
     
  15. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Fuck Harvard kids.

    They got nothin' on community college kids.
     
  16. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    Community College kids are the foundation of America
     
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    Master Shake young phoenix

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    ROFL!

    Where'd you learn to frown like that?

    YEEZY TAUGHT ME!
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What is more odd in that picture? Andersen being the only whitey or Afflalo being the only untatted one.
     

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