Snitches & Bitches in the Laker Locker Room?

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  1. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    We've all been wondering what is wrong with Pau Gasol. Apparently his long time girlfriend (fiancee?) dumped him and he apparently he blames Kobe's wife for it. Him and Kobe got into a heated discussion about it in the locker room according to a "snitch" who broke it to reporters.

    Only in Los Angeles.
     
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    I kind of believe it. There's no reason they should have gotten swept by Dallas.
     
  3. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    True...and pathetic

    Fuck Vanessa for being a psycho bitch
    Fuck Pau for hmmm....Id be pretty fucking pissed too if that psycho bitch fucked up my life.

    Kobe and Vanessa are fucking nutbags
     
  4. Crue24Ball

    Crue24Ball true magic

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    The roster doesn't need to be blown up. If Kobe dumped Vanessa, we would be aight.
     
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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    Yoko Bryant
     
  6. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Why is divorce so expensive? ... Because it's worth it.
     
  7. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    LOL

    You should make a T-shirt of this and use the money for some guitar lessons.
     
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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    lol...fuck you
     
  9. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Zing! LOL
     
  10. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    yoko is awesome, i hope they stay together forever, or at least until kobe retires
     
  11. Sex Panther

    Sex Panther works every time.

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    Jesus, I like Kobe as a player, but him and his wife are crazy. I still remember the Karl Malone fiasco.
     
  12. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I believe this just because of Vanessa's past. I hate that bitch and I've never found her attractive. Pau, on the other hand, proves to me that his vagina is easy to hurt. What a fucking vagina.

    Hopefully they can bury the hatchet over the summer and get the fuck over it.
     
  13. kobe23

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    So how exactly did vanessa break pau and syliva up?
     
  14. Pablo23

    Pablo23 JBB JustBBall Member

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    Perhaps that was the reason there was no chemistry in the team. But there is so many factors such as Kobe's accumulative injuries, lack of practicing with the team, last summer signings did not work out, the lack of point guard play, the fact that we got rid of our entire bench with the exception of Luke/Odom and replaced it with a so not good bench. This team kept having four games losing streaks.

    We shouldn't blow up this team unless we can trade Howard for Bynum. We need to get a young point guard and better shooters and will be back on top.
     
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    Sex Panther works every time.

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    Uhh....were you trying to answer Kobe23's question?
     
  16. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    My guess would be Vanessa introduced her to another guy and she had sex with the guy and Pau found out. He then probably found out Kobe knew about it and should have told him. And maybe Kobe then got angry and told Pau, I didn't tell you because I knew you wouldn't be able to deal with it and it would effect your game.
     
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    im guessing kobe and vanessa tag teamed paus chick and gave her herpes, who then gave them to pau, who then gave them to odom, who already had them from khloe
     
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    Maybe Kobe fucked Pau's GF?
     
  19. 44Thrilla

    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    maybe delonte west fucked kobe's mom?
     
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    YOU FUCKER. YOU TOOK MY FUCKING JOKE. I WAS JUST COMING BACK HERE TO RE POST THAT.
     

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