HCP is the king of dad jokes (ie, that mix of corniness, self-satisfaction and sheer volume.) Maris reminds me of Rick Gervais--funny to read at times but you wonder what it'd be like to really know the guy. barfo understands how to get more laughs with less. Insert penis joke here.* Mags' avatar gets more laughs from me than anyone else, though. Every time I see his hot blonde I get hysterical. Seriously, wtf? How? Is she fucking blind? (That would explain the dark sunglasses....)
I'm actually taking this kinda' hard. Denny once told me I was the funniest and best overall poster here. I will no longer attempt to make ANY jokes on this forum! All business all the time!
Haven't read this thread yet, but I will. Hoping I got a few mentions, but I wouldn't put myself at number one. Brainiac says some of the dumbest, most random shit. But more often that not, he also comes back with some of the funniest shit I've ever read on this board. Some of it's just clean, obvious humor. Some of it is brilliant and methaphoric. I think he has one of the more clever minds here. So my vote goes to him. I don't really even think it's close.
I often just laugh at my own jokes. So does that put me at the top of the list or at the bottom... Either way, I get to laugh!
Top 2 are: brainiac: just because he's so damn weird. El Prez: not sure why, but he just cracks me up (no homo) There's plenty of posters who try too hard to be funny and then aren't, for example, jlprk.
So I may not be the funniest, but I do think I make the most jokes without any resulting comments. Don't think that's a good sign.
Ahh. So you really have been trying to make jokes? Wasn't really sure. (I kid, I kid. You had some good ones. There was one or two in the Buck Angel thread I thought were hiliarious.... if you hadn't mentioned my family.... but even then, they were pretty great).
Yeah yeah, you keep saying that everytime we have one of these threads. We all know it's the politics that makes you jealous of me.
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I am easily the funniest poster in the forum. I am also the most annoying, most crude and recently, most scarred in the head