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  1. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Re: Virtual Organization [S2-F wrestling]

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    Man reading this yesterday had me belly laughing for a good 10 minutes, good times.

    Yanni flame returns, now he will wrestle in both the men's and woman's divisions, genital mysterio jr, the time for counting down time until retribution is past him and now behind his shadow that is behind him
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Yeah it's been two years, a lot will have changed.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    S2W: Excessive Extremeness '14

    2/12/2014

    Act 1
    Scene 1

    Location: S2W Arena (Duluth Heritage Sports Centre, Duluth, MN), in-ring

    <audience chanting "S2W! S2W!">

    Art Needleman: This! Is! S-2-W!

    <audience roars>

    Art Needleman: I'm Art Needleman coming to you live from the S2W Arena in wonderful Duluth, Minnesota!

    <audience chanting "'Luth! 'Luth!">

    Art Needleman: Tonight, there are no rules! Tonight, we're outta control! Tonight, for the first time, we're on pay-per-view! This is S2W: Excessive Extremeness!

    <more cheering>

    Art Needleman: Tonight, courtesy of our sponsor Corn Nuts, "Under no circumstances is it socially or morally acceptable to purchase or consume our product," you are going to see the following matches: you will see--

    <sounds of setar strings being plucked fill the arena, the theme song for S2W Superheavyweight World Champion Menacing Arab; crowd boos angrily>

    <Menacing Arab is brought to the ring on an ornate throne carried by six shirtless, moustachioed men>

    Art Needleman: I--ladies and gentlemen--S2W's reigning--

    <Menacing Arab demands the microphone>

    Menacing Arab: I warn-ned you, Needle Man! I warn-ned all of you! All of you Minnesota skauthis!

    <audience chanting "U-S-A! U-S-A!">

    Menacing Arab: Shut up! Shut up you dogs! I will melt your corpses in mol-ten bronze!

    Mysterious voice: Bronze? Bronze?! In the good ol' U-S-of-A we don't settle for anything less than gold, pal!

    <Alabama Slamma-Jamma emerges from backstage to an enormous pop; a shoddy self-made cover of Sweet Home Alabama plays over the PA (it always sounds like he's saying Alablama)>

    Bama: I was just at Jeno's Pizza <pauses for ovation> having a slice and some Pie à la Mode <pauses for ovation> and heard there's somebody down at the arena who <sad voice> doesn't like America.

    <Bama passes through Arab's oily slaves and climbs into the ring>

    Bama: Well let me tell you something, pally, why don't you hitch a ride on the next flying carpet <pauses for ovation> and GET. THE. FUCK. OUTTAHERE!

    <Bama raises his arms in celebration and plays to the adoring crowd>

    Menacing Arab: You insolent hick! Your wretched carcass will be the kindling that sets this backwater town ablaze!

    Bama: Oh is that so? Well, I suppose you'll be needing this little doohickey then, will you?

    <Bama raises the Scarab of the Shrouded Sun, a jewelled icon pilfered from Menacing Arab in recent weeks>

    Mencing Arab: It is as I have foreseen: the final insult! You have committed yourself to the abyss!

    Bama: Commit this! <Bama tosses the Scarab to the ground, throws up double middle fingers to Menacing Arab, and crushes the token under his boot>

    <The arena lights flicker and Menacing Arab's slaves flee to backstage>

    Bama: <to crowd> U-S-A! U-S-A!

    <Menacing Arab leaves the ring as Bama continues to rouse the crowd>

    <Video montage opening for the PPV>
     
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    Someone's back.
     
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    the crowd goes wild!
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    So my original plan was for the latest show (ECW parody) to eventually literally fall into some type of confusing layer of hell where the wrestlers would be facing twisted versions of their mothers and the audience would be heckling demons while the colour commentators carried on as normal. With the return of the Mak I don't know if that fits the bill anymore.
     
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    Well, I was thinking. Why don't we make S2W more comedy-based? I mean, satirical segments, funny matches. I think speeds can be the booker, I can be technical support and help with the shows. I have an idea:
    We could have two shows: one show to be action-based, with matches and in-ring confrontations, and the other one to be segment-based, with segments, promos, funny clips etc.
     
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    Yeah s2-f was much too serious before, I think we all need to lighten up a little bit, I mean its not like this is the most important thing in the history of the world, top 5 maybe
     
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    I think my new character will be Yanni Flame Jr, son of flame. A raging homophobe, he will have a serious meth addiction and will only be wrestling disinterestedly to feed his ample habit, do I smell a father/ son death duel grudge cage match with a ladder and a step stool?
     
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    And bring back Chris, he was a ball of charisma
     
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    Of course. Chris is the next S2W Champion and our next big thing. Too bad real Chris is bad in English so he can't acitvely participate in this.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Ok Mak, just let us know what you want to do and we'll follow your lead.
     
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    Well, for now just keep writing segment like that with Menacing Arab. I think we first need to establish rivalries before we go with the 1st show. I'm now actually in favor of PPV-only system. I mean, no weekly shows, just segments, and once a month PPV where the rivalries would end etc. That's how we can make S2W last longer.
     
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    How about the 1st show next week.
    Speeds, can you write it?
     
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    yanni flame jr, aka, son of flame, will destroy chris

    search your feelings, you know it to be true
     
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    Chris changes his name to The Chris.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    This sudden increase in the level of self-awareness is making me suspicious.
     
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    The Chris says:
    I am THE Chris. I know you are looking at me and thinking: Who is this guy?
    I will tell you who I am. I am THE Chris. Look at me. I am so perfect. Look at my body. I am magnet for gays......I meant girls, I am magnet for girls. I have heard some strange reports about that Flame-o guy. I have heard he wishes to fight me in the squared circle. Well, here is what I have to say, you Human Torch. As far as I'm concerced, you can just flame off. And remember, if you ever, ever again want a fight with me, I will make sure that you never leave the ring alive. THE CHRIS OUT...


    Little promo, sorry if someone is offended.
     
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    Yanni "SON OF FLAME" Flame Jr says:
    I AM NOT THE GAY! this in fact infuriates me. Only because my supposed dad was ambiguous in his sexuality somehow i get lumped into the homosexual Illuminati? I BANG CHICKS. HOT CHICKS. WHEN I AM WITH A WOMAN I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT OILED MEN IN SPANDEX.

    The Chris, when you and me are man to man, staring into each others eyes in our tights, i shall destroy you. i shall mount you and pin you to the ground. i shall suck the life out of you. i shall pound you. i shall work you over with my rigid muscles. and when i finish i will be completely drained, every last drop of my essence sapped from me, and needing a cigarette.

    until that day, all i can say is continue your stretching exercises, you will need to be flexible in order to remain unspoiled.
     

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