What the heck? It seems like it keeps happening and it freaks me out. The latest one was found in SF: http://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...6992ce-1f05-11e3-9ad0-96244100e647_story.html They've been washing ashore in the Northwest for years, but I don't buy the theories in this article: http://abcnews.go.com/US/foot-washes-ashore-northwes-coast-11th-time/story?id=14420250 It seems crazy to think they haven't deemed any of the ELEVEN (11) feet found in the NW to be suspicious. Any theories?
somethings afoot in the great northwest! I stumbled around trying to come up with a theory but alas I have two left feet and couldn't shake loose a good theory. I know the reporter is going on CNN soon to explain what's been going on, I wish her the best of luck, may she break a leg. maybe someone else can dip their toe in and offer an idea.
Ugh. It's happened again: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle91...ind-human-foot-in-sneaker-at-centennial-park/ Volunteers find human foot in sneaker at Centennial Park Posted on May 6, 2014 | By Lynsi Burton Print0 Volunteers picking up trash at Centennial Park off Elliott Bay found a human foot washed up on the shore Tuesday morning, according to Port of Seattle police. The volunteers found the foot, fitted with a white New Balance sneaker, about 11 a.m. near the Pier 86 grain facility, spokesman Peter McGraw said. They called authorities, who removed the foot from the site. The foot has been turned over to the King County Medical Examiner’s office for investigation and identification, McGraw said. No additional information is available. Errant feet washing ashore have baffled investigators in recent years. Eleven feet have washed up on the shores of British Columbia and Washington between 2007 and 2011. Another foot was discovered at Ocean Beach in San Francisco in September.
I've read that the new pope spends a lot of time washing the feet of the poor. I didn't realize he was chopping them off and throwing them in the ocean. It's amazing what a good publicist can achieve. barfo
Podiatrist, heel thyself! Turns out his achilles heel was his achilles heel. We need to collect all the feet that wash up in one big toe truck. Can you digit? Sorry, I shouldn't be so callus but I'm just making jokes, perhaps a bit corny. This is a big problem, we shouldn't dance around the subject. We need to catch whoever is to blame and sock it to him! The police will do a toe-riffic job and catch the culprit. You'd have tibia crazy man to do this. Perhaps a victim got away and is a sole survivor.
im willing to bet that all of these feet are from sex slaves in mid-ocean wagon cirlce yacht orgies, who chopped off their own feet in order to slip off their shackles and jump into the ocean, relishing the certain sweet release of death instead of fucking one more saudi prince
I don't know why it freaks me out when they include the brand of shoe in the story, but it does. And, they usually include the shoe's brand name in the story. One of the theories it's happening so much is that running shoes are so buoyant that the foot is found. Does this mean there's a ton of feet out there that sunk because the deceased was wearing flip flops, hiking boots or anything other than running shoes?
Those people should be shoe-ins for Obamacare! Anything to help them get a leg up since they don't seem capable of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. I pray for those peoples soles, I hope they are jogging through the pearly gates right now. I hope these guys get to keep their wings up in heaven and don't become fallen arches angels. If you want to reference any of these puns, check my footnotes!