Paul Pierce is the incredibly hot chick with the loser boyfriend. She is all around hot. Nice body, nice personality, but has some ugly, loser boyfriend that keeps holding her back. Gerald Green is the underaged hot chick. You know she is gonna be a hottie, but she is only 16, so you can't hit on her. You gotta give her a couple of years until she matures, but until then, no flirting. Rajon Rondo is the friendly, average looking chick. However, she hangs out with hot chicks and doesn't mind helping you out by introducing you to them (assists). Ryan Gomes is the okay chick with a really nice personality. What she lacks in looks, she makes up with personality. She's the girl that has all the little things to make a good friend. Definitely the kind of girl that you enjoy having around. Al Jefferson is the hot chick that is never around. She sometimes will show up, and whenever she does, people are always hitting on her. The problem is that she doesn't come by the house/bar that often. Brian Scalabrine is the ugly chick that everyone makes fun of, but always finds a way to sleep with one of your friends. Nobody really wants her around, and whoever her victim is, everybody is going to make fun of her. Kendrick Perkins is the big chick. Nobody really wants to hit on her, bu want her around in case you need to get into a fight. Wally Sczerbiak is the okay looking chick, but with an incredibly nice (body part). She's nothing really special to look at, but her incredibly nice (body part) can always find a way to score, when she wants to. It is never guaranteed that she is going to score with a good looking fellow, but you know that when she wants to, she will score. Finally, Theo Ratliff is the MILF. You know she used to be hot one day, but unfortunately, the days are behind her. Although you wouldnt mind getting a quick piece. If I could give one to Doc, I guess he would be the annoying friend that comes around when you're hitting on a chick. Just when you're about to get into with a chick, he comes in talking nonsense and ruining your chance to win the game. :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: got this off the CelticsBlog message board..it's a bit......strange...but funny
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Brian Scalabrine is the ugly chick that everyone makes fun of, but always finds a way to sleep with one of your friends. Nobody really wants her around, and whoever her victim is, everybody is going to make fun of her.</div> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>If I could give one to Doc, I guess he would be the annoying friend that comes around when you're hitting on a chick. Just when you're about to get into with a chick, he comes in talking nonsense and ruining your chance to win the game.</div> :HAHAHA: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Kendrick Perkins is the big chick. Nobody really wants to hit on her, bu want her around in case you need to get into a fight.</div> Perk would make one badass motherfuckin woman.
I came up with 2 that werent on there..Tony Allen is the hot chick that no one will have sex with in fears that he will break the condom or screw something up.Delonte West is the pretty hot chick that everyone wants to bang, but won't because they don't want herpes.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Nov 23 2006, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Delonte West is the pretty hot chick that everyone wants to bang, but won't because they don't want herpes.</div> :HAHAHA: I have to do my own Tony Allen one though, haha: Tony Allen is the hot chick that guys like, but they are afraid Tony will rape you and "F*ck you up" instead of having concentual sex.
Lol.But about this one,<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Tony Allen is the hot chick that no one will have sex with in fears that he ( :shok: ) will break the condom or screw something up.</div>I think that is why no guy will have sex with her or him.
Rajon Rondo is the hot girl that is hot but no one knows because she is never allowed to go out long enough to get a good look at her.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Nov 24 2006, 02:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Rajon Rondo is the hot girl that is hot but no one knows because she is never allowed to go out long enough to get a good look at her.</div>:HAHAHA: perfect.
Olowokandi is the girl who always had potential to be ridiculously hot but just kept growing and growing and growing and is now too big to be hot.wow F*ck im on a roll with these.
Dude, you are the man for making this sh*t up. They are all so true and I love them! The Scabs one is perfect
