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    The Chris says:
    Very well. You are still trying to challenge me, aren't you? Well, I suppose you are prepared for the beating of your life. I am trained in one of the best training facilities in entire Bosnia. Have you ever heard of Bosnia? Probably not. Well, that is unimportant, at least for now. You are threatening me with your muscles and your power. But in the ring, you also need intelligence and that's the one thing you do not possess. I knew your father. He was a great man but you, you are just pathetic. You are also smoking. Why don't you just drink poison and go away?
     
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    Is this dead again?
     
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    S2W: Excessive Extremeness '14

    2/12/2014

    Act 1
    Scene 3

    Location: S2W Arena, in-ring

    <following a Chris vs. Junior promo, the match is set to begin>

    <Detroit Grand Pubahs "Sandwiches" plays as Junior makes his way to the ring in a not at all gay fashion>

    <Styx "Mr Christopher" plays as Chris makes his way to the ring accompanied by his valet Joe "Two-Step" Turtleneck; Joe joins Art at the commentary table>

    <referee enters ring, bell rings, match begins>

    Art Needleman: These two have been going at it backstage for months! The action is about to reach a climax right here in Duluth!

    Joe: Let me tell you something, Art--there's no man alive that can handle The Bosnian Bomber's rhythm!

    <Junior circles the edge of the ring pointing out guys in the audience and flexing to them while Chris looks on>

    Art: What exactly is the nature of your relationship with Chris anyway, Joe?

    <Joe's answer is interrupted by Chris launching into an attack on an unsuspecting Junior> Joe: Yeahh!

    Art: Chris with a flying forearm and this match is kicking-off!

    <Chris throws a series of punches that propel Junior into the corner, stunned>

    Art: Chris isn't holding anything back! He's ready to explode!

    Joe: He's using a closed fist! He's fisting him!

    <Chris climbs the corner turnbuckles with Junior dazed beneath him, his face in Chris' belt line>

    Art: Chris is about to unload on him!

    Joe: Wait-no! You swore--

    <Joe rips off his headphones and charges towards the ring as Chris appeals to the crowd>

    Art: Two-Step has seen enough!

    <Joe jumps into the ring and onto the pair in the corner, who tumble into the center of the ring in a pile of hairy, wet legs and arms>

    Art: There are no disqualifications in S2W, if only...

    <The referee attempts to untangle the men but their piercings are snagged on each others clothes>

    Art: I think we're just gonna call this one a no contest and move on.

    <Commercial break>
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    I'm still not 100% sure what this even is.
     
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    This was supposed to be something like Be The Booker but I think we have really lost the track of it.
     
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    Yanni flame Jr/ son of flame is not taking lightly to these accuses
     
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    The Chris says:
    I am ready.
     
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    Yanni Flame Jr./ AKA Son of Flame sits alone at the bar, drifting in and out between consciousness. smoking a cigarette, he is awoken from his drunken stupor as the cigarette burns down to his fingers.

    "GOD! WHY! I HAVE FLOWN TO THE CREST OF MOUNT VESUVIUS, MY SKILL IS UNMATCHED IN ALL ERAS OF TIME. WHY MUST THE CHRIS TORMENT ME?!"

    "I ASPIRE ONLY TO BE CHAMPION OF THE S2-F, BUT THE ACHIEVEMENT VEXES ME! THE CHRIS DEFILES MY SOUL WITH HIS UNFORTUNATE VICTORIES!"

    just then, THE CHRIS walks into the bar, he is holding what looks like a soaking wet wolf

    "HELLO MR BARTENDER, I HAVE JUST RESCUED THIS WOLF FROM THE DANGEROUS RAPIDS OF THE RIVER STYX, PLEASE POUR A BOWL OF YOUR FINEST MILK FOR HIM TO INGEST AND TAKE NOURISHMENT FROM...OH, IS THAT YOU YANNI FLAME JR.? IM SORRY I DIDNT NOTICE YOU BEFORE, BUT YOU ARE QUITE UNNOTICEABLE."

    Yanni Flame Jr. is despondent. He so badly wants THE CHRIS to fail, but over and over THE CHRIS seems to always be victorious. YFJ takes solace in the fact that his beer is still half empty, and sets about remedying the inevitable.

    "YANNI FLAME JR." says THE CHRIS, "HERE IS WHAT I WILL PROPOSE TO DO WITH YOU. GIVE UP THIS LIFE OF SIN AND SEX AND JOIN ME AS A TAG TEAM PARTNER. TOGETHER WE WILL DOMINATE EVERY CREVASSE OF THIS WORLD IN UNITY, AND DESTROY THE BONDS OF HATE AND PAIN THAT RESIDE INSIDE THE HEART OF MAN"

    yanni looks up from his beer into THE CHRIS'S sincere eyes.

    "I ACCEPT!"
     
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    Now united, the two outlaws are walking together in this jungle called life. They are The Outlaws and they are ready.
     
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    Two styles of obvious differences, but the entirety of prideful accomplishment shall ring true inside this earth of insanity. Bring on all comers, we will take them until they scream
     
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    January 4th 2015:
    S2W Clash of Titans (yep, it's cliche)
    Matchcard:
    1. THE Chris and Yanni Flame jr. vs. Honest Abe and Kinji Shinso-FOREVER Tag Team Championship
    2. Mis Sinister vs. Rey Bucaneers-FOREVER Junior Heavyweight Championship
    3. The Construction Guy vs. The Destruction Guy (yes, Guys showdown)-singles match (nope, let's make that Hardcore match for the vacant FOREVER Heavyweight Championship

    So far we have 3 matches................commentators:
    John Smith Sr.
    John Smith Jr.

    Sponsored by: um.....we have no sponsors, but I'm sure the President will come to his senses...........geez no...
     
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    the camera pans out to reveal YFJ and THE CHRIS laughing heartily.

    "THE CHRIS, WHY DO OTHERS SEEK TO INTERRUPT OUR INEVITABLE DOMINATION OF THEM? DO THEY NOT REALIZE THE SENSELESSNESS OF TRYING TO DISRUPT OUR SOON TO BE LEGENDARY TEAM OF MASTERY?"

    the chris pauses, deep in thought, to make sure his words come out of his mouth in the correct order of how he previously envisioned them doing so

    "YFJ, THERE ARE 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. THE GOOD PEOPLE, LIKE US, WHO WANT TO CREATE A HARMONIOUS WORLD FULL OF PROSPEROUS LIFE FORMS STRIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE HAPPINESS AN EVENTUALITY, WHO ACTIVELY WORK TO ASSEMBLE A FRIENDSHIP ACCORD WITH ALL OF HUMANKIND, PEOPLE WHO ONLY LIVE TO ACCENTUATE EARTHS MANY BLESSING THROUGH PHYSICAL DEXTERITY AND CUNNING"

    YFJ is almost in tears from this revelation, he has never been happier to be part of something great and kind

    "THE CHRIS, WHO ARE THE OTHER TYPE OF PEOPLE?"

    the chris again finds his words, cautiously mouthing them before accentuating each syllable slowly as if afraid to accidentally speak unwisely

    "COPS YFJ, COPS ARE EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE THEY MURDER MORE OF OUR POOR BROTHERS, OUR DUTY IS TO PROTECT THE UNPROTECTABLE WITH THE FORCE OF OUR KIN. OUR FORCE KIN. THEY WILL ALL HAVE TO SWALLOW OUR FORCE KIN FORCEFULLY FORCED DOWN THEIR THROATS"

    YFJ looks confused, but sees now what must be done...

    fade to black
     
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    Hoping John Smith, Sr. and John Smith, Jr. are just Terry Bradshaw and a dwarf dressed as Terry Bradshaw.
     
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    I am postponing Clash of Titans 'till 8th of January 'cuz I have some important things to do.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Hmmm didn't specify which 8th of January, two have gone by. Will S2W ever rise again?
     
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    Yanni Flame Jr, full of despair, and methamphetamines, is sleeping under a bridge.

    “THIS BRIDGE IS UNBURNT, WHICH IS QUITE THE OPPOSITE OF THE MANY METAPHORICAL BRIDGES I HAVE BURNED BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT IS AS IF THERE IS A CHASM BETWEEN US THAT USED TO HAVE A BRIDGE, BUT DOESNT ANYMORE, SO I AM NOT ABLE TO CROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CHASM AND SEE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY” YFJ tearfully sobs. “I AM JUST A JUNKIE WITHOUT JUNK, AS IF A JUNK COLLECTOR CLEANED OUT ALL OF IT FROM MY BASEMENT, AKA SOUL”

    Suddenly, Yanni Flame Sr steps out from the shadows. He is dressed quite masculine and doesn’t look gay at all...

    “SON” Sr bellows “IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR JUNK. GIVE IT TO ME AND I WILL DESTROY IT”

    YFJ isn’t sure what he is seeing/hearing. Is this truly his father, the destroyer of men?

    To be continued...
     
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