Comcast up to their usual excellent customer service: http://www.wired.com/2015/01/comcast-renames-man-asshole-brown-tries-cancel-cable/ barfo
If you don't like your cable provider you should find another. And if there are no other providers in your area you can eat cake.
i think everybody does this there is a lighting guy that works for me occasionally, we call him sperm whale
because i hardly ever write my congressman to frantically implore him to abolish the minimum wage. i also have a lunchbox, a laser beam, a chinstrap, a monkey, a poo taster, a drexel, a corndog, a few hippies, and a mongo.
Had to take in my old dvr box and get a new one. The lady at the store gave me a phone number to call if I was having trouble...it was the number for dish TV (no bs). I then had a number pop up on my tv giving me a number to call, it was the wrong department. I then got transferred....to the wrong department. I told them id they can't transfer me to someone who can help then they might as well transfer me to cancelations. I sat on hold for 5 minutes and she came back and helped me...ALL I NEEDED WAS MY CORRECT ACCOUNT #!!!!!!!!! I considered calling the store to complain about the employee because at this point I didn't find it funny anymore. But I thought maybe it was a subtle "get out, save yourself!"