Godfather Sceanrio Part 2

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  1. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Olshey (in a Godfather voice): LA, we need you to be courted by the Spurs, Lakers, Rockets, Mavs so they suspect you are unhappy in Portland. I will leak to the local media that you are concerned with how badly you've been treated so ESPN will run with you being surely gone.

    Aldridge: But you know Godfather, I hate the Lakers and Rockets!

    Olshey: it is very important that these teams are interested so the media will not focus on our targets. I need time to organize moves which will bring key players to our championship team

    (Looks over at Matthews)

    Matthews, we need you to claim you are a $15 mil player and show interest in Dallas.

    Matthews: But Dallas is a shit hole! I hate that place!

    Olshey: I understand, but we need them to feel they have a shot with you so they don't suspect me stealing Aminu right from under them during your meeting with them.

    Matthews: Okay Godfather...
     
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    I don't think this is far from the truth.
     
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    lol gotta love the optimism
     
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    Also, I love the spelling of scenario. Very NBA like.

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    LaLuca Brasi-Aldridge Sleeps with the Fishes
     
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    Yeah what if Matthews and Aldridge (and maybe Rolo) are all going to sign lesser contracts so we can sign the guys we need to makes a contender like the Miami three did...and all of this Aldridge leaving, and Matthews wanting 15 mill even after his injury and the hilarious notion of Lopez deciding to go to the Celtics is all a play...oh wait I think I fell asleep for a moment and was dreaming....that would be funny as hell though...I wonder if Silver would fine us for that or penalize us in some fashion...maybe by giving us the hardest schedule...oh wait that happens anyway.
     
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    Man, it really seems like maybe LA is running interference so we can sign Monroe. If Neil somehow signs LA/Monroe/Aminu I think that will be pretty epic.
     
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    Even you are into the Godfather theory?! :ghoti:
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Are you guys reading all the negative comments Aldridge made about the Lakers? This is falling in order! Knock out the Lakers, force the Spurs to get weaker, then grab Monroe... Game, Set, Match...
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I feel like you're jinxing it by talking about it now! :lol:
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Okay I will stop!
     
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    draymond green looking for offers from other teams. let's pay some luxury tax lillard wes green aldridge monroe with aminu, CJ, legend and lopez to bolster the bench. id be ok losing lopez for plums here
     
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    We've killed Stracci and shot Moe through the eye. Now, let's kill Cuneo, Tattaglia, and Barzini.
     
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    Don't have cap room to sign Green
     
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    i still dont know how all that shit works, i just assume paul allen opens more money bags and things like salary cap dissapear
     
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    hahaha no not quite
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I haven't seen anything linked directly to Aldridge, just what other people have "heard," lol...
     
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    hey Mags er "Godfather" don't you live in LA? Get on over and pull a Quick!
    Peek through the blinds where they are meeting. See what is going on.
    What good are you to S2 if you can't even listen in. Thats what the Blazers got you for.
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I hired Quick's editor to post my title
     
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    This was funny as a MF Mags! Right in front of LMA Wes says: "But Dallas is a shit hole! I hate that place!" :biglaugh:
     
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