So I guess Cliff decided he was going to spend the evening with my little sister..... As a Blazer fan this is cool, as a big brother, not sure I'm happy about this! Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS
Your mother had both of you by your father. An alternative story, just as believable, is that you were carved out of wood as a little boy like Pinocchio.
One would think Cliff would have the cash to take her somewhere indoors and out of the rain for a first date...she's a beautiful lady!
Hcp, you've been holding out on us. All this talk about Mrs Hcp when your sis is a cutie. having a giant dong makes it hard for someone to dance, yes.
I think in your case, you had the problem dancing due to all the ding-dongs you've imbibed over the years. Gramps...
I didn't know you were talking about your swinging days in the Castro. It's good you're conformable talking about your choice in men.
Make sure they're not that big when you dance with them.....I'm surprised your sis hasn't given you this insight