"Al, so how do I get those negros to vote for me....no, we don't grow watermelon in Vermont but we could do a Ben&Jerry's watermelon flavored sorbet"
AL: "and I want Steve Erkle and/or Rodney King on the lids.....", "then I wanna see other flavors supporting our Black Heroes, like Mike Tyson Ears and Queers; my buddy Jesse would like that." OJ Simpson Blood Velvet Cake, Bill Cosby Qualudes & Penis-cillin, and Michael Jackson Pedophilia Popsicles." Bernie: "no problem, we'll not only make that Watermelon Sorbet, it will look good next to our Frisco Rainbow Sorbet, (with a map on the carton of The Castro District), and we are also working on a Chocolate Ten Ways, with a spent bullet at the bottom of each pint one can redeem for a home-ade shiv or zip gun." "Let put Felons to work". Al: "Work, fk work, no black man should have to work under a Socialist President, were entitled." (hand held out), Bernie can you lend me $20 to pay for the Breakfast I'm buying us"? Bernie: "No problem Al, your money is my money, so will you support my referendum to have all Black Faces on every level of currency, except for the Quarter and Penny, which has to have Lenin or Marx on it at least." Al: "Let's do this again on your dime". Bernie: "sure Al, I don't have to pay for anything, I've got my AARP EBT Card, the Ultimate Black Unlimited Charge Card." "Ya' know like the Black Amex card." Al: "As long as it carries the logo, only black lives matter." 10,000 brain cells were destroyed in the writing of this post
ROTFLMAO. Don't forget about ebonics lessons paid for by white folks so we can better understand our downtrodden diverse in color citizens. A friend of mine used to say Democrats wanted to take his money and give it to some bum. BS is a classic case of that scenario.
atz iyt, kepya G-String wit d B Kleen, awn d F trayn 2 duh B yahdz bitz git gowuhn 2 da pooooleece stayshun in de bronx... WTF I just said, I don't know, only Rick can translate this shit...!
...Marc Bolan, what a talent, way ahead of his time, died so young............"All the young dudes, carry the news..."
...^^^ no doubt, Bolan was a King, long before Bowie.....Bang a Gong....love it still... I was walking around for 2 days with "Tenement Lady" stuck in my head, .... Def Leppard did a great cover of "20th Century Boy" on Leno in 06:
