Let The Pu$$y Grabbing Commence!!

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  1. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Connecticut Republican Arrested For Grabbing Woman's Genitals

    A Republican politician in Connecticut has been arrested after being accused of groping the genitals of a female employee.

    Christopher von Keyserling, who has been on the Greenwich Representative Town Meeting Board since 1985, was arrested in Greenwich Town Hall on Wednesday. He was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault which is a misdemeanor.

    Von Keyserling was given a January 25 court date and released on $2,500 bond.

    The incident happened in December 2016. The 57-year-old victim ran into von Keyserling in the hallway. After a short argument about politics, von Keyserling commented, “I love this new world, I no longer have to be politically correct.”

    As the women tried to walk away, Keyserling allegedly put his hand between her legs and pinched her groin. The woman claims that he said, “it would be your word against mine and nobody will believe you.”

    According to Keyserling’s lawyer, the incident was nothing more than a “jocular” moment.

    “In almost 30 years of practicing law in this town, I would say Mr. von Keyserling is the one person I would never suspect of having any inappropriate sexual predilections,” Phil Russell stated. “There was a playful gesture, in front of witnesses. It was too trivial to be considered anything of significance. To call it a sexual assault is not based in reality.”

    Police have reviewed surveillance video and the findings are consistent with the claims made by the woman.

    https://thegrio.com/2017/01/15/connecticut-republican-arrested-for-grabbing-womans-genitals/
     
  2. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    This here is MADDENING....

    Jeff Sessions: Behavior Described by Trump in 'Grab Them by the P---y' Tape Isn't Sexual Assault

    Two days after the videotape of Donald Trump's now-infamous 2005 lewd conversation was released, the Trump team remains divided over the most serious question arising from the tape: Is Trump talking about sexual assault?

    "Yes," "no," and "maybe," his surrogates reply.

    Alabama senator Jeff Sessions, a top Trump surrogate, said Sunday night that Trump used "very improper language," but Sessions insisted in the post-debate spin room that behavior Trump described in the video wouldn't constitute sexual assault.

    SESSIONS: This was very improper language, and he's acknowledged that.

    TWS: But beyond the language, would you characterize the behavior described in that [video] as sexual assault if that behavior actually took place?

    SESSIONS: I don't characterize that as sexual assault. I think that's a stretch. I don't know what he meant—

    TWS: So if you grab a woman by the genitals, that's not sexual assault?

    SESSIONS: I don't know. It's not clear that he—how that would occur.

    In the 2005 Access Hollywood video, Donald Trump, newly-married to his third wife, sees an actress through the window of a bus and exclaims: "Whoa! Whoa!"

    "I've got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her," Trump says. "You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p---y. You can do anything."

    On Sunday morning, another top Trump surrogate, Rudy Giuliani, conceded in an interview with George Stephanopoulos onThis Week that Trump was describing sexual assault.

    Get your excuses ready... I want to see how y'all are going to spin this shit... every bit of this is Donald Trump's fault.
     
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  3. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    *Donald Trump said you can do that when you're a star. Christopher von Keyserling clearly is not a star. Therefore he will deservedly be prosecuted.

    *The above post is satire and does not necessarily reflect the views of the author.
     
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  4. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    None of what Christopher Von Dingaling does is Trump's fault. That isn't spin, it is a statement of fact.

    If you want to say the guy acted under the theory of implied consent you can make that claim. Trump didn't tell anyone to do that last I checked so......
     
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    Exactly my thought, Platypus. I mean, who ever heard of that dude?
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You unrepentant pussy grabber, you!
     
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    That's just not the way you eat pussy dog!
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    One day you're going to get it through your head that I don't give a fuck about Breitbart or Wikipedia. Stop using them as sources of information. Most of the world except for conservatives like you consider Joe Biden to be a great man. So you can continue to throw him under the bus if you want. You better be glad he didn't run. The funny thing is you continue to employ this idiotic tactic of not giving a shit about what your guy does and automatically pointing to one who is on the other side while ignoring the sexist misogynist that you voted for. Hypocrite.
     
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    Roaring applause!!! I thought I was the only one!
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    This flies in the face of reality. Trump created this new environment and he admitted it above and what I bolded. Hold that MFs feet to the fire and stop giving him a pass! MFs still want to try to blame Obama for all of the races and that's been happening....
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
     
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    Geez! You are a crude SOB! But you did get one like for this tripe. Go figure!
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I have a full grasp of the English language. I don't need you to whitesplain what cognitive dissonance is to me... especially using that bullshit site that you did on purpose because you know I don't give a fuck about it... Joe Biden has never been accused of anything like that. But your guy has had lawsuits... Your guy has been accused of rape by his ex-wife. Scores of women came forward saying Donald Trump sexually assaulted them... Donald Trump was accused of raping a 13 year old girl... Then people like you who support Donald Trump forced her to drop her case due to multiple death threats.. Yeah people like you Donald Trump supporters... That's never happened to Joe Biden... So who is the one that's exemplifying cognitive dissonance? Me or you?
     
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    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Sorry @dviss1, but the "rape" of the 13 year old girl sure looks like a hoax at this point, and frankly, has for years.
     
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    Burgerville has a pretty damn good breakfast. Overeasy eggs cooked as ordered. Hash browns crispy, not greasy. Ham not fatty. And they actually give you the strawberry jam for the english muffin instead of that weird mixed jelly thing.

    Good deal for $4.79. Kicks the shit out of McDonald's breakfast.
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    It's happened to Bill Clinton, and I don't see you whining about that.
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    LOL! You're just cherry picking to push your narrative. Keep up the good work.

    and yes, the 13 year old thing was a hoax, case was already dropped.

    Also, for the 1000th time, why do you keep assuming I'm "white" ?
     
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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    Burgerville is awesome. I love their chicken strips and fries. But they are so expensive, and the portions are getting smaller every year.

    You goddamn Eskimo!
     
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