Going back on the road with the Blazers

not the paranoid ones with metal fillings

 

I used to go to the dentist when I was a kid in the Lake Oswego ghetto.

I lived in Saskatchewan for 8 years, where going to the dentist is considered a sign of weakness. They either tie a string around an infected tooth and attach it to a runaway moose, or paint meat broth on it and let a wolverine poke around in there.

Oh, Canada is on the cutting edge of English dentistry.

 

So I emailed the Thunder, told them who I was, and said I wanted to go to the game. They responded and gave me two courtside seats. For free.

 

Excellent. Minimizing exposure to cow town.

 

And the rich get richer.

 

So I could email the Thunder, tell them I'm you, and they'd send me free tickets? Sweet.

Only problem with that plan though, is you couldn't get me to Oklahoma at gun point.

Have a great game!

 

Friend of mine flew in from SF

 

These photos all look photoshopped!

 

Dallas giving me free tickets to game. So cool.

 

I wanna be kingspeed best friend.

Hope you can bring us luck this time!

 

Mr. A-Lister. Mr. More Famous than Travis Outlaw. Way to represent.

 

Yogi!