I stand in hunity with you, the good people of Portland. Hoping and praying for better times to arrive.
Great response to a heartfelt wish for our collective wellbeing. Now no one will think you're a beta cuck
There seems to always be something going on lately. I know our cities motto is keep Portland weird, but damn
Wonder if there's a dating site for that. There's Farmers Only and Black People Meet. Pretty sure there's a Herpes one too. There should be one for anything that someone is worried about.
I actually just googled it and there is a site! Ostodate.com I'll be poor forever. Maybe a tinder/grinder site for them?
Honestly, it's good to know. Just in case your life literally goes to shit, you can still meet a lover.