I've shared this before, but: I was coaching a special games athlete in college. He wanted to go to the bathroom, then he took his dick out and chased me around with a Boner. I reported it to the people who were coordinating the event, but they seemed to ignore the severity of it. Sexual Assault. I am a statistic.
I have never thought of this as sexual assault, but just a very strange drunk story. In Kansas City during college to see friends and party. We went big time and ate at Morton's steakhouse and got drunk beyond belief the rest of the night at Kelly's bar. Went back to the hotel and met a mid 50's couple from Huntington Beach, California who got out of a sweet Corvette. My best friend and I started drunk talking with them and we all decided to go back to their room for another drink. I decide to drunk dial another friends mom when we get to the room and while I am on the phone my friend disappears around the corner with the lady and all of a sudden my balls get groped by the dude. I didn't know how to react so i kept talking on the phone and walked around the corner to see my buddy making out with the old lady. I keep talking on the phone and the dude gets a few more grabs of my balls in while i'm moving away. I go to the door and tell my buddy we have to go back to our room now....quickly hurried out of the room.
One time I passed out at a party and someone took off my pants and took pictures of my cock. They tried to black male me. It was hot.
I don't know that I was sexually assualted but I have been stalked by a woman who wanted to have sex with me. I was a student at Portland YouthBuilders, and a staff member became infatuated with me. She went in the computer and got my number and started calling my house. She followed me around the school when I was there. Tried to give me greeting cards\notes. Went into my school files and copied some of my writing samples and marked them with comments and handed them back to me,etc. I finally went to adminastrators and told them. I didn't want to get her in trouble. But, it had to stop.
I was in the 4th grade. Stayed after school to practice the string bass. The music department was in the basement of the school. Practiced, time to go, decided to take a pee before I rode my bike home. This creepy 7th grade kid followed me into the bathroom. Pinned me in the back of the bathroom. Got his hand down my pants, grabbed me, fondled me. I'm trying to get away. Yell. Hits me. Fondles me more. Starts to pull my pants down. Finally I squirm away from him. Leave bike, leave bookbag, run home. Never so scared in my life. I don't tell anyone. Not my parents, not a teacher, no one. Not sure why. Still not sure why but I just get pissed whenever I see this kid at school. See him in line at lunch, run up behund him and hit him in the head. See him at library, run up behind him and hit him in the head with a book. He was a crossing guard at school, ran up behind him and hit him in the head with my bookbag. Whenever I saw this kid I would hit him. It would always scare me when I was doing it but I just needed to do it. Got in trouble for hitting this fucker, sent to the principal's office, still wouldn't say why I kept hitting him or what he did to me.
In all honesty, is this sexual assault? I've always considered it a ridiculously funny story to tell.
I was raped imo. The female and myself had finished having consensual sex with a condom and I went to shower, after I took the shower and got out she pushed me onto the bed and then proceeded to try and ride me without protection, I kept saying no until I eventually threw her to the side (onto the bed so not violently). I already have one kid, didn't want two and no means no so... kinda rape.
He touched your balls without your consent. It doesn't matter what he thought the implications of the situation were. Its sexual assault.
Why are people posting real stuff in this joke of a thread. There are real people that this is happening to and you got jokes...
The OP's post is an asshole. I was drugged and raped, but it's a really long story and don't feel like talking about it much.
This happened to my mom when she was in high school, scares the ever living shit out of me when I think about my daughter when she gets to that age.
It has happened to a lot of people. It's fucked up. I know a lot of girls that this has happened to in Portland.
I'm glad you think that sexual assault that is happening in the real world is a joke or something to be scoffed at.