OT Jesus is buying people private planes?!?

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Everyone wants physical healing but no one wants spiritual healing. Sad.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Well, when you fly in a "tube of demons" then $3.7 million is not enough.
     
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  5. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    If you had one of those mini things you'd need spiritual healing.
     
  6. riverman

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    soul plane.jpg
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Did someone mention lube of demons?

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    Oh. Nevermind...

    barfo
     
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    We all need spiritual healing.
     
  9. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'd prefer the physical healing first.
     
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    With so many of these televangelist hair combers out there Spiritual Healing soon morphs into Sexual Healing...not unlike the Marvin Gaye Song
     
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    Our brand new tax code takes a HUGE step towards doing just that, by taxing salaries over $1,000,000 in all non-profits.

    Now if the states would just tax their numerous real estate holdings.
     
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  12. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    But it gives new tax breaks to owners of private jets, so...

    barfo
     
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    so you subtract one dollar from that salary and you get the tax break status....you can find that lost dollar in the future under the couch cushions
     
  14. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I don't know about other non-profits, but I know the employees of my church pay taxes on their salaries just like anyone else.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Regarding preachers like Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn, Joel Olsteen, and Creflo Dollar, they are all fucking Calvinists...

    Creflo's ass right here...



    Matthew 19:23-24 kjv
    23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.

    24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
     
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    FTFY.
     
  17. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'm cool with taxing all of them. I'd probably tax the big ones more.
     
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