Funny Trump v Biden - Who would win?

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Who would win if Donald Trump and Joe Biden got into a fight?

  1. Crazy Don

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    46.2%
  2. Creepy Joe

    4 vote(s)
    30.8%
  3. America

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%
  1. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-calls-out-joe-biden-says-he-would-beat-him-in-a-fight-2018-3

    Back in October 2016, Biden said during a campaign stop for Hilary that if they were in high school together, he'd take Trump out behind the gym and beat him up. He doubled-down on those sentiments yesterday, saying "They asked me if I'd like to debate this gentleman, and I said 'no.' I said, 'If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'"

    Not surprisingly, Trump was unable to resist responding in kind, saying, "Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn't know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don't threaten people Joe!"

    So I wonder--political opinions aside--who would win if they actually got into a boxing ring, or if they met up behind a gym to settle things old-man-to-old-man? 71-year-old, 6'2", 235lb (?) Donald "Crazy Don" Trump, or 75-year-old, 6'0", 215 lb Joseph "Creepy Joe" Biden?
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Need a 4th poll choice, Russia.
     
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    CupWizier Well-Known Member

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    Trump would have to forfeit due to bone spurs.
     
  4. Further

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    No clue but Biden has excercised for decades and Trump has fat-man strength.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Never could happen. Joe Biden doesn't need a stroke.
     
  6. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Didn't you hear? Joe was a pedophile. It's on tape. So obviously it'd be a tie.
     
  7. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You guys are dumb. Trump would cheat obviously and he has sharp pointy fists.

    Easy victory
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm not sure his tiny GI Joe Kung-fu grip sized hands could do much damage.
     
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    Is that only logical, with small hands and all?
     
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    Ruth Bader Ginsburg Would wallup them both
     
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    What like hand to hand, knives, Hunger Games style elimination tournament? Be specific.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    My hands are wide and I have stubby fingers. The short fingers actually help me grab onto people. Long fingers are wobbly.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Forgot I had pics, I had to take these to get big gloves added to the approved material list where I work. They only had small, medium and large approved and the large made my hands numb. image000000_19.jpg IMG_20180320_133711.jpg
     
  14. Chris Craig

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    Joe would just pull off Don's topuee and it would all be over.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    What the world needs more than anything is two flabby, geriatrics in a cage match.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Is Biden really that Flabby? Hadn't noticed
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You think that's a toupee? I think it is neck hair grown to waist length and then swirled around like a cinnamon roll on top of his head. If anything Biden could choke him with it.
     
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