Modern medicine doesn't have the tools to perform that operation...you're sort of like my humor treadmill around here...keeps me in game shape!
Dang, I thought your post count numbers were legit but now I see you're juicing. I bet 1/4 of your posts are just the word bump. The numbers are no longer sacred.
Too late though in the court of public opinion as he ruined the game for us rookies. Now the public will just think everyone is juicing when they have a year with high post counts. Even if I pass all my drug tests they'll just assume I'm finding a new way to cheat the system that is undetectable.
We've already made that assumption about you. 15+ posts/day for nearly 6 months? That's just unnatural, man.