Funny So I had a prostate exam today

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    While the Doctor is performing the exam, he tells me " Don't be embarrassed, its common for men to get an erection during this part of the exam".

    Taken a little back by this comment, I respond with "I don't have an erection"

    He goes "I know, I do"
     
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    It's uncouth to brag about your sexual exploits. Some of us are not so lucky.
     
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    Sounds like your exam went pointedly well!
     
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    Doctor Vinnie Boombotz?
     
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    That seems pretty pricey for the same service in the red light district for 20 bucks
     
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    "Where should I put my pants?"

    "Right over there, next to mine, is fine."
     
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    Now that shit was funny!!!!!!
     
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    So I gather you went back for seconds even so?

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    When the doc tries to convince you how much more accurate it is without the gloves
     
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    It's a little disturbing that you have that picture of your sister.
     
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    Edit: Brian, got any more?
     
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