Free Agent Female squash stars furious after getting vibrators as tournament prize

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  1. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I've got a free gift for you... PM me with your address...
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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  3. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I can read your mind and, ah, that's gross. Wait, maybe I'm getting some cross talk from my mind.
     
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    does it require batteries?
     
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  5. riverman

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    Anyone know what they gave the men? Hand lotion maybe? Tissues?
     
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    Terrible gift for those women for sure...show's no class.
     
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  7. riverman

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    What is the deal with creepy trainers and coaches of female athletes anyway? They need to start cleaning it up...military has the same problems.
     
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  8. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I like to think of it as being somewhat akin to spilled sugar attracting ants. Young emotionally defenseless girls attract the worst in society.
    Organizations with relatively defenseless people of any sort need to have defenders who have their best interests at heart. Same goes for all the disadvantaged people.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Do men's teams get Fleshlights for winning? They probably get a fucking new car.
     
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    I filled in on a City men's Softball team for one game when I was back in town on leave from the Navy (way back). They were the raining State Champions that year or maybe the previous year. Geez I sure picked the wrong time to fill in! They were playing a woman team, the World Champions running for several years.
    Portland Oregon's Irv Lin Florists, Women's World Champions. Damn! They had two pitchers, Betty Lin Davis and Mazuka. Betty had a wicked high velocity curve ball, and Mazuka had a bazooka for an arm. Just so damn fast that no one on the men's team got more that an occasional peace of the ball.
    I thought it was cool, those ladies were really phenomenal. The ump called the game, "no contest" when we went down 5 to nothing. It was charitable.
     
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  12. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Wouldn't they be a little less mad if they used it?
     
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    Perhaps, but I suppose it depends on a number of factors. I was sort of thinking about Musuka when I wrote the above.
    I am not sure I would want to be the putz tabbed to hand Masuka the vibrator. I am not sure at all what she might have decided to do with it.
     
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    Women are hosting and attending sex toy evening's, in the home, like they would Tupperware, Jewelry or Perfume. My wife has been to a couple and said the gals have a super time.
    Majority of gals aren't as inhibited as you think, they like us guys to think so though.
    Hell, now days guys go to wedding & baby showers! Never been to one in my life!
     
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    yeah but if their coach or head of marketing is making this choice, it's a bit different from a "girls night out party"
     
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    yeah, I suppose.
     
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    What is it? Worth money? Not too big for me to store until I sell it?

    I'll just take cash if that's easier.
     
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