Think Carly Simon, Neil Simon, and yes Paul Simon. Not Richard Simmons. Maybe your too young to remember these famous people?
Being Polish, I hate Polish jokes. Just yesterday I ordered a Polish sausage, and the guy behind the counter said "you must be Polish" I was just like WTF? So you're telling me if someone orders French toast you'd think they're French? If someone orders Belgian waffles they'd be from Belgium? So why just because I ordered Polish sausage you think I'm Polish? He said well for starters, this is a hardware store.
Dude, You can't be Polish AND Mexican, at some point you need to make up your mind ! Can't have your cake and eat it too ! (actually you can, what a shit proverb)