Exclusive The OFFICIAL 2019 NBA Offseason Thread

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by GhostOfPGA, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Could be us. We need additional depth at C and PG
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    In what world in Dame ugly ? I'm straight as can be and I would suck his dick no questions asked !

    Also in what world is Morris attractive... and... Drummond is one of the most attractive players in the league ? Who took this survey, blind people ?
    This also says that Jokic is more attractive than about 1/3 of NBA starters, I have serious doubts lol
     
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    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    Yeah that thing is stupid. I asked my wife and she couldn't see it with Harkless. She thinks Dame is way better looking. I'd have to agree.

    Most the ladies I know were obsessed with Meyers though.
     
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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    It was trained by a chinese neural network. I have no idea what kind of features they used In their model, but the results are suspect.

    Except for Harkless. He’s definitely hot.
     
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    I wonder who drafted Alexander-Walker in our mock draft?
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I hope you’re a female.
     
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    calvin natt Confeve

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    Isn’t the Pistons starting PG Reggie Jackson? Yeah this survey is bogus.

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    Why? Anything wrong with a guy finding a guy attractive?
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    I sure am not :D
     
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    He is incredible
     
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    That trade by Pelicans looks better by the day. Three weeks ago people on here were actually laughing at Hayes and Alexander-Walker being part of return for Anthony Davis and both of them have been excellent in Summer League so far and have shown some skills which should comfortably translate to ‘adult’ NBA.

    Hayes is awesome as well. Seems like he might have some decent range with his shooting (has a good touch and scored one three in SL) and his athleticism and defense are already very, very good.
     
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    Dame neither drop dead gorgeous nor ugly. Collins has been idol looks, not necessarily best looking but the smooth skin, big eyes, perfect teeth magazine cover look. What has this to do with the thread title?
     
  13. BonesJones

    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    Who was doing that..?
     
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    Can someone explain to me how the fucking Warriors signed Willie Cauley-Stein for 1.7M ?!?!?!
    Jesus, we're paying Anthony Toliver more!

    There are scrubs in the league who get paid much more than this, why are 29 teams helping the Warriors stay relevant ?
     
  15. Dom McBlazer

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    Reggie Jackson...............................or Bobby Shmurda?
     
  16. Dom McBlazer

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    It's the offseason where nothing much relevant is talked about now that all of the big name FAs have been signed.
     
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    Well a) It’s SL, who knows how any of these guys turn out. b). I get that NO got back a lot of assets for AD, but unless one or two of those assets actually become Stars, Im still not sold that it was all that amazing.
    I mean I get it the quantity of question marks that NO got is ridiculous, but time will tell if any of those question marks are worth it. Im not as high as some are of just having a ton of draft picks, yes you can flip them sometimes, but every year there are far more guys drafted who dont last in the NBA then there are guys who do.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Portland is paying Tolliver $1,620,56. That is the scale amount for a veteran with 2 years experience. Tolliver is making $2,564,75. The difference between what Portland is paying and what Tolliver is making is paid by the league. And the charge against Portland's cap is the amount Portland is paying because Tolliver only has a 1 year contract

    the Blazers are paying Hezonja$1,737,145, which is the scale amount for a vet in his 4th season. I'm assuming the reason this is higher than Tolliver's salary is because Portland signed him to a 2 year deal.

    so, if Cauley-Stein is making 1.7M I would assume his situation is the same one as Hezonja
     
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    Obviously I would switch Portland and Houston.
     
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