As a birthday gift from our brother-in-law, my wife received one of those little Chuck Norris daily-peel-off calendars. She's always had a little girl crush on the dude, and pretty much infatuated with anything CN-related. Anyway, she reads these little isms to me whenever I'm around for the daily peel-off event. Lucky me. Although, some of them are actually pretty funny. I decided to do a little search for CN jokes and found this so-called Internet Chcuk Norris Database. Go figure. http://www.icndb.com/the-jokes-2/ I suppose many of you know a CN joke or meme. If so, feel free to post here. My wife will love you for it. Heh.
Just out of curiosity....would "our" brother in law be your wives sisters husband, or your sisters husband?
No worries. My wife's sister is 2 years older than her and has been whipping her Chuck Norris crap their entire adult lives. As an aside, my wife asked me just this morning if we could get a Total Gym. I just gave her a blank stare.
The one trick Chuck never mastered was unscrewing a lightbulb with his roundhouse kick. Truckloads of broken glass trying though!