DISCLAIMER The above “Mod for a day” program does not actually exist nor is it a valid offer except on days that don’t end in day. Don’t quote me on that. Don’t quote me on anything. The offer does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of anyone except that one guy. This has been a test of your broadcast system. Do not adjust the pixels on your cell phone, computer, or other mind destroying device. This post may cause excitement followed by anger. It may also include side effects of not giving a shit, bouts of tourettes, inordinate complaining from your spouse. Your child may or may not need you to fix a broken toy while you are reading this. If it feels as if the world is spining that is cause for great conc….oh wait the world is spinning like for real. This post is for external use only. Keep out of the hands of hamsters. Seriously, that have dangerous little scary hands or are those called paws? Keep away from direct heat. No substitutions allowed. This offer has no cash value. There are no warranties and the reader assumes all liabilities. This is an equal opportunity post. Do not read while sleeping. There are no refunds or rain checks. Why are you still reading this? Continue back to the thread and don’t fret about there not being a “mod for a day” program. If you feel the need to report this post, it has already reported itself in an alternate timeline. Good day sir! I said Good day sir! Or mam of course!
I'm only slightly relieved. Tell me, do you have my address? If you do then I'm going to have to start sleeping with one eye open. Promise me this, you won't hurt my face. I've got such a pretty face. https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/portrait-bad-old-businessman-600w-136729634.jpg Here's Sly https://image.shutterstock.com/imag...ric-early-man-neanderthal-600w-1023415276.jpg And here's my wife https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/portrait-smiling-woman-600w-1014418786.jpg
Let's see strangest place for sex eh? Well there was a time my girlfriend (and now wife) and I went with my parents traveled to watch drag boat races in Red Bluff California and my parents had a camper that was a decent size but in like most campers still relatively small. We slept in the back of the camper where the dining table makes into a bed and about 8 feet away was my parents and older sister were sleeping and we rocked the camper with all of us in the camper. Of course my dad made a sly remark the next day.
Me? I've nothing to tell 'cause I'm lily white. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't tell no dirty jokes, don't swear and I make all the green lights on any road trip. Of course I do tell the occasional lie.
It's all about the Scooby snacks, baby! Here's an example of getting on his bad side like @Lanny . Haha