OT Trump Wants To Buy Greenland

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  1. ABM

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    Greenland is not for sale
     
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    If the USA somehow did buy Greenland, would the people there become automatic citizens or would they all be considered illegal aliens and be deported to Denmark?
     
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    LOL. That's a good question!

    BTW, Trump is considering gathering up around 100,000 of our homeless and placing them on the border of Greenland to see if they'll take them in.
     
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    Trump just likes the name....reminds him of money....Trump sparkling Greenland water! We'll sell it to that shithole country Puerto Rico! I gave them paper towels once...they were great paper towels...the crowd was immense...everybody loved me...I shook the Puerto Rican presidents hand!
     
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    The ones who immigrated from Norway to Greenland would be allowed U.S. citizenship.
     
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    Greenland is:

    88% Inuit
    12% Danes and other Europeans.

    :NOTMARIS:
     
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    A mere 56,000 citizens. Of course it's for sale.

    Offer $10,000,000 to each citizen, done deal.
     
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    Well we know how things worked out for Natives here
     
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    $560 Billion? Why, I've got that in my back pocket.
    Hey, we spent more than that on the last tax cut for the wealthy.
     
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    The U.S. proposed buying Greenland in 1946 for $100 million after toying with the idea of swapping land in Alaska for strategic parts of the island.
     
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    It's working out great for every Native American like myself who believes in personal responsibility, personal freedom, and personal growth.

    Same goes for legal immigrants. America is the greatest country in the universe.
     
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    This is not 1946.
     
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    More like 1936
     
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    This is good planning. He is already planning his own Elba.

    Of course, this is also bad planning. Greenland is not green (golf) nor warm. He would be better off buying Elba.

    But, I think gold colored glaciers are the shiz, so there's that.
     
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    He could rename it Goldland, although Trumpland is more probable.

    barfo
     
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    Can we change this threads title to "Trump flip flops on background checks then floats stupid idea for a distraction."
     
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