SALTY SUNDAY

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  1. Shaboid

    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    • CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

    • WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

    • OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

    • IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

    • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

    • PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON
     
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    SOMEBODY MAKE ME BREAKFAST

    EXTRA SALT
     
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    MY CLEVELAND INDIANS GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED RIGHT OUT OF THE CENTRAL DIVISION RACE YESTERDAY BY MY BROTHER'S STINKING TWINS!

    MY WIFE JUST GOT BACK FROM A WEEK'S VACATION AT HER BROTHER'S IN MONTREAL. SHE WILL BE SITTING AT HOME TODAY (JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY) WHILE I WORK EIGHT HOURS WITH A 400 POUND BLIMP WHO NEVER GETS OUT OF BED! BTW I AM 74 FUCKING YEARS OLD!
     
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    I THINK I HAVE HYPERPLASIA OF THE PROSTATE GLAND CUZ I HAVE TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS EVERY HOUR!
     
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    YOU WIN THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE
     
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    THATS YOUR PROBLEM DONT TAKE A PISS - LEAVE IT
     
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    HAVE IT CUT OUT
     
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    OH NO, MY BROTHER DID THAT AND NOW HE HAS FOUND OUT THAT EVEN OLDER WOMEN DON'T WANT TO JUST CUDDLE!
     
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    IT'S NOT REALLY THAT BAD!
     
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    WHAT DO YA WANT ME TO DO; HOOK IT UP TO A DAMNED CATHETER?
     
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    Hey dude...I had prostate cancer and had mine cut out, and nowadays with robotics they don't have to mess with the nerves, nothing has changed for me other than the dairy. In fact its a lot more enjoyable, as he fused a few nerves so that I would be super charged!
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    BRUH
     
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    FANTASY FOOTBALL IS THE MAIN SOURCE OF MY STRESS ON SUNDAYS
     
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    OH BOY I DO NOT WANT TO TELL MY BROTHER THAT! HE WOULD BE VERY SALTY!
     
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    SOOTHING?

    WELL, YEAH, I GUESS IT WOULD BE AS OPPOSED TO THE OLD WAY.
     
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    MY BROTHER IS SUNBURNT AND HES BEING A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT IT
     
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    FUCKING RAIN
     
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    TELL HIM TO GET IN A HOT BATH AND BURN THAT SHIT OUT. FUCKING PUSSY
     
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    A MAN RUNS INTO AN OLD SALTY SEA CAPTAIN ON THE DOCKS OF BOSTON HARBOR AND SAYS, "CAP'M, CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICIN'...YOU GOT A STEERIN' WHEEL SECURES TO YOUR CROTCH THERE" SEA CAPTAIN REMOVES THE PIPE FROM 'TWEEN HIS TEETH AND SAYS, "AYE. IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS."
     
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