Well, maybe you just don't have a sense of humor? Ask your doctor if Laffozic is right for you. Side effects of Laffozic include coffee spitting and side splitting. barfo
And also: Side effects of Laffozic may include ...long list... and, in rare cases, death. If you experience any of these symptoms, stop taking Laffozic. barfo
LOL, there are a lot of medication commercials that specify death as a possibility while they show a loving family playing catch in their beautiful well manicured back yard while playing soothing music in the background. This has been one of my pet peeves for many years.
When I was a young teenager, I lost one of my eyes. My parents had no money for a false eye so they whittled one out of wood and painted it to match the good eye. I had always wanted to go to the prom but never had the nerve to ask a girl out. One day I figured what have I got to lose and asked this girl to the prom who had a hair lip. I said, "would you like to go to the prom with me?" She replied "Oh would I" I felt the instant sting and said to her " Hair lip, hair lip".
This guy asked me if I was still a virgin I said that I was until last night He said he didn't believe me I told him to ask his sister He told me he didn't have a sister I said you will in about 9 months.
What’s the most disappointing present to get on Christmas Day? A sweater when you really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
I remember lying in bed as a young kid, waiting for Santa to come.... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left........
Yeah, it was. And I sincerely apologize for the bad taste in jokes. One too many eggnogs too early....