Strip city would be a cool name for Portland if the Blazers were really good at forcing turnovers. A nice lil' double entendre.
I can open one named “Hardens”. Both basketball fans and non basketball fans will get a kick out of it.
I've never heard the term Canadian ballet, but if that's a thing, it's rather messed up that Toronto ranks worst.
Portland has moved on from strip clubs and now is basking in pot dispensaries. He should do an analysis of sales in legal marijuana states and NBA teams visiting. How much pot is sold the day a team comes into town and before they leave.
Would it be wrong to install a pole and have a dancer under the Rocket's basket when they play at Moda?