I used to have the biggest crush on Megan Fox......especially after that first Transformers movie.....BUT....... google images of her thumb. It's all jacked up!!!! Can't do it. She has like a hobbit thumb!
UPDATE First surgery went well, though I can still only use the index finger and thumb on my right hand. Once I get back full use on the right back (another month....maybe) they can start on the left! Probably just as well it takes me an extra long time to type right now - at least I am less inclined to rant about things!
Most dudes browsing the internet get pretty good at doing things with their left hands. Trust me, it just takes practice.