OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

Yo, how are we gonna get haircuts now? We gonna have to wear some kind of mask set up?

 

welcome to your new barber "Bob"

 

Shit, no haircut in 2 months. Literally no one in history has suffered as badly as we have.

 

I invested long ago in the survival tool called, "hairclippers and scissors"....also invested in one of those new fangled electric razors....no mirror though

 

or the Mo fro

 

I need a fresh fade tho.

 

bic lighter...after awhile you'll get it down..keep water nearby

 

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/05/05/coronavirus-nordstrom-is-preparing-to-reopen-its-stores.html

Nordstrom is preparing to reopen its stores. Here's what the retailer is changing

KEY POINTS

• "Our stores won't open all at once," Pete and Erik Nordstrom said.
• The precautionary steps the company is taking include: Closing some fitting rooms; adding plexiglass dividers at registers; temporarily suspending some services; and offering additional curbside pickup.
• "As our stores reopen we will evolve the way we offer personalized service," the company said.

 

I spent more online since they closed than I do in their stores.

 

Quality looking establishment right there. Top notch.

There @EL PRESIDENTE now quite bitchin and get your playa fade made.

 

Might be the new normal. It will be interesting when it comes to retail.

 

I actually may do something like this, fiancee is from Dallas and may go and visit there whenever we can.

Other option is to just do a buzz cut, but that would probably look shitty.

Either that or I can drive to vegas to get a cut, I'm sure they will open up way before LA does. Although I'm not going to vegas if I can't hop in a hotel pool.

 

I buy most of my stuff online.

I'm actually trying out Target curbside pickup today. I did that at Best Buy last weekend for my air fryer.

 

I heard that fried air was not very fattening

 

I don't need a barber, I've got a flowbee.