B.D.R.'s

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  1. gentile

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    All right kids. What was your worst sexual performance like? Don't be embarrassed. All of your gf's friends already know about it anyway.How did you blow it? Limp dick, bad rhythm, premature ejaculation. It's gotta be some funny stories out there.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Jul 17 2007, 01:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>All right kids. What was your worst sexual performance like? Don't be embarrassed. All of your gf's friends already know about it anyway.How did you blow it? Limp dick, bad rhythm, premature ejaculation. It's gotta be some funny stories out there.</div>This was right before I started highschool, my g/f was pleasuring me and ^that happen...and I didnt tell her when I was about to go...she was pretty pissed.
     
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    there are approximately 7 people on bbw who have actually hooked up with chicks so you aren't gonna get that many good stories.
     
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    I fell asleep on some boring chick suckin lil s_guard.| I was tired and she wasnt good at all.| as for sex well I'm satisfied with what I've done.| But I aint gonna lie I haven't had sex as much as you think.| In a long while either to add.. I need some P :no1:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (tHe_pEsTiLeNcE @ Jul 17 2007, 02:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>there are approximately 7 people on bbw who have actually hooked up with chicks so you aren't gonna get that many good stories.</div>brother man. I want some details. I put all my sh*t out there in my last blog and since all the cyber ladies is laughing at me, I wanna return the favor.For ya'll that don't know, BDR stand for Bad Dick Report. Minority women are notorious for spreading your failures. They ain't playin when it come to sex kid.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gentile @ Jul 17 2007, 05:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>brother man. I want some details. I put all my sh*t out there in my last blog and since all the cyber ladies is laughing at me, I wanna return the favor.For ya'll that don't know, BDR stand for Bad Dick Report. Minority women are notorious for spreading your failures. They ain't playin when it come to sex kid.</div>Yes, please do keep the stories coming I can always use more stories to laugh at :biggrin: gentile will never live down "Moan for me baby"ROFL.
     
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    I can't think of anything in particular. I'm not saying I'm Superman in bed or anything, but it seems like I've done better than the girl did.
     
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    The first time I ever had sex I swear I didnt pull out in time. but the girl never got pregnant so something must have went my way that night. I dont think ive ever had a bad sexual performance. im black. [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah, black guys practice too much....proof
     
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    Ya'll cats ain't never embarrassed yourselves on the slip n slide, eh? Fine. It's just me. Scrubs.
     
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    when I get more pussy I'll make sure your the first to know.| So we all can feel embarrased together.|
     
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    <span style="font-family:Arial">The first time I had sex with somebody other than my ex-girlfriend. She was the only girl I had had sex with, up until we broke up. I only lasted 4 minutes or so, then I couldn't continue on because I went limp.Pretty bad night...</span>
     
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    I really can't think of anything.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Jul 21 2007, 01:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Arial">The first time I had sex with somebody other than my ex-girlfriend. She was the only girl I had had sex with, up until we broke up. I only lasted 4 minutes or so, then I couldn't continue on because I went limp.Pretty bad night...</span></div>Hahaha, was this just this week?
     

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