Funny Your Useless Talent

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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Cat like reflexes

    Sometimes I have an uncanny ability to know something will happen before it does. (For instance I will have the thought so and so is going to call and then they will. Or that someone is going to say something in particular to me I couldn't possibly know and then they do, etc)

    I can also do some voices including several cartoon characters such as Winnie the Pooh, Goofy, Scooby-Doo Doo, etc
     
  2. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Me either
     
  3. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I can stick my foot in my mouth, even right after I've already stuck my other foot in there...
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Just yesterday I was listening to a guy telling a story about when he had a job as a security guard to make some cash while he was in college. His assignment was to sit in his truck and watch out for thefts at a construction site. He said he’d play music and do everything he could think of to stay awake, but one night he dozed off. When he woke, he turned to his right and there sat his boss with his pistol pointed straight at the college guy’s head. Pretty effective way to make a point about not letting the bad guys get the drop on you.
     
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  5. yankeesince59

    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    Though he passed away in 1998, I can still have conversations with my Dad...and often do.
     
  6. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Hate to tell you, but that means you are dead also.

    barfo
     
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  7. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I have this weirdly large muscle on my hand that I can flex. It serves no purpose. At all.

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  8. yankeesince59

    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    Though from time to time I may be found in a catatonic-like state soon after over-eating on weekends, I am nowhere near dead.

    In fact, I may stick around forever, just to piss people off...some of whom can be found on this forum.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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  10. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    It is bigger on my left hand....
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    That's what she sai.....nevermind!
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    I think you probably have 12 fingers but two aren't born yet
     
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  13. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I was twins, and I absorbed the other twin really late. True story. It is sad that there was a weaker version of me. Very sad. Haha
     
  14. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    But your kind doesn’t have opposable thumbs!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Bro I think that is why we get along. Same here.








    We were 14 when it happened, but still.
     
  16. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Yeah......pretty sure that is murder.
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Hey, I can balance my checkbook and credit card bills. So fucking OCD if there is a one cent discrepancy I go over spreadsheet until I find and fix it.
     
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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Look at THE HCP bringing the science. Quarantine really brought your inner nerd out. #BAM
     
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  19. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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  20. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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