Can't blame you for that unless for some mysterious reason you're attracted to an elderly overweight man who farts, scratches his ass all the time, sits on the front porch chain smoking, wearing a beer stained undershirt, old raggedy boxer shorts, drinking beer while sitting in a rocking chair cussing at the cherub faced school children walking by and giving them the finger and is desperately in need of a shave and a comb for his wily hair. Like the nose hairs and the bald head? My God, you're sick.
I use to frequent that place after hours in the late 70s when it was in NW Portland. One time me and a buddy went in there and a little remote controlled car went from booth to booth carrying a lit joint. We'd each take a hit and put it back in the car for the next booth to enjoy. They had good food, too.
Get professional help. I think I can help you and I can give you my best professional discount for being a member of S2. I too was once addicted to this sick behavior but I found a way of curing myself which I have now patented and so for a relatively small fee I can offer you my money back guarantee on a cure. Sure the nose hairs are oh so attractive but ugh.
By far, the most amazing thing I have seen/experienced is the result of the merging of Mad Magazine and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The result is bizzare psychcotic behavior such as, but not limited to: Bipolar disorder Confussion Inappropriate emotions Misinterpretation of reality Species surfing Lack of common sense Mad Magazine + Rocky Horror Picture Show = S2
I'm offended, but I don't want to share my reason for being offended out of fear I will offend someone and they will try to go after my employment.
Was wondering about this. Thought maybe there was one I wasn't aware of. Maybe confusing with Wong's King?