Heads up guys, we don't have a future. California condors almost went extinct. Now, scientists say, they are capable of reproducing without males. barfo
It's inevitable that society will become 100% women, and men will be farmed as a food source. But there is another way. We have to win the race. We need to learn how to produce offspring by ourselves before the women do. barfo
I would like to go on record that I never did, nor do I ever plan on copulating with a Condor. This sounds like a pirate extrapolating from his experience to the rest of us.
Wow, that was a little defensive in answering a question no one asked you. A little telling. You know, we're not going to judge you for having done that.
That's funny, I literally drooled at the thought. One day I went to a whore house that specialized in kinky sex, you know, Sly's obsession. I was looking for something really kinky. So I asked the madam for the kinkiest sex she had. She said to enter room number 7 which I did. A marvelous young lady in there said to take off all my clothes which I also did. She leaves the room and says that my partner would soon enter and to engage in sex immediately. A turkey enters the room. Wow, okay, I dutifully engage in wild wild sex. I came back the next night and asked for something kinky but different. She sent me to room six. I go in and the lights are so dim that it's hard to see. After a while I see a place to sit among a bunch of other men. A curtain lifts revealing a large one way mirror with a guy in the adjacent room going to town with a sheep. I turned to the guy next to me and said "Wow, that's really kinky." He replied "Oh, that's nothing. Last night there was a guy in there with a turkey."
I believe in proactively getting ahead of problems in the charged social networking of today. You want to stand before the jury and account for your actions when you were seen around that nest, be my guest.
Okay, if I find a used condom in this year's Butterball, I'm definitely switching to tofurkey. Nothing personal, Lanny.