Science Men are useless

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  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    I'm getting a little sick of barfo's unceasing posts about how terrible men (condors) are.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    It's inevitable that society will become 100% women, and men will be farmed as a food source.

    But there is another way. We have to win the race. We need to learn how to produce offspring by ourselves before the women do.

    barfo
     
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  6. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Right, like you wouldn't do her?
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    Give me a break. No guy would kick that out of bed.

    barfo
     
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    Hello darkness, my old friend
    Wow, that was a little defensive in answering a question no one asked you. A little telling. You know, we're not going to judge you for having done that.
     
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  8. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    That's funny, I literally drooled at the thought.
    One day I went to a whore house that specialized in kinky sex, you know, Sly's obsession. I was looking for something really kinky. So I asked the madam for the kinkiest sex she had. She said to enter room number 7 which I did. A marvelous young lady in there said to take off all my clothes which I also did. She leaves the room and says that my partner would soon enter and to engage in sex immediately. A turkey enters the room. Wow, okay, I dutifully engage in wild wild sex. I came back the next night and asked for something kinky but different. She sent me to room six. I go in and the lights are so dim that it's hard to see. After a while I see a place to sit among a bunch of other men. A curtain lifts revealing a large one way mirror with a guy in the adjacent room going to town with a sheep. I turned to the guy next to me and said "Wow, that's really kinky." He replied "Oh, that's nothing. Last night there was a guy in there with a turkey."
     
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    I believe in proactively getting ahead of problems in the charged social networking of today. You want to stand before the jury and account for your actions when you were seen around that nest, be my guest.
     
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    If that you, Barfo?

     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Maybe if they posted on here about Carmelo Anthony they wouldn't have almost done extinct.
     
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    A surprising amount of species have not learned that from the dodo
     
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    This is news?
    Ive kown im useless for a looooong time.
     
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    Accurate thread title is accurate.
     
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    Okay, if I find a used condom in this year's Butterball, I'm definitely switching to tofurkey. Nothing personal, Lanny.
     
  17. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Condors are the best lovers.
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Welcome to my world.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Disagree, I say turkeys.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    The Dodo gets a bad rap
     

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