Politics Please say rock bottom is getting close

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  1. SlyPokerCat

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    Yah, I don't know why those idiots voted against the bill. Makes no sense to me. They had to know it would pass anyway though.
     
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    I have a baby formula, you add a sperm to an egg and it makes a baby.
     
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    not always
     
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    Warning: Don't try this at home!

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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    It's funny to me that this is clearly safe for work, but if you were to zoom out the camera by about a foot or so........
     
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    Because they can talk about Biden administration being a failure. Who cares about hungry babies? Rich people will be able to find what they need.
     
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    It's actually just a rocket. But sperm hitting the egg at supersonic speeds was the first thing that went through my mind when I saw the image.

    Because I have the sense of humor of an adolescent...

     
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    Hardly supersonic. Sperm struggle through thick mucus, dying by millions, until one is, maybe, engulfed by an egg thousands of times larger than itself.
     
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    I have super strong sperm. I feel like I didn't get to have as much fun. My wife became pregnant within a month of us trying both times.
     
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    that long, huh? Was like 2–3 days for us.
     
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    I called my shot the 2nd time and it happened. We only tried once. Pretty nuts when she only had like an 8% chance.

    Sucks the fun couldn't last longer.
     
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    Then why do your kids look like me?

    Muhahahahahaha!
     
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    Jeeze... That doesn't sound nearly as cool...
     
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    Because you, like his kids, share the same father.
     
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    Blazinggiants IS your father!
     
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    are you saying my daughters are ugly?
     
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