I just don't know how I can take someone serious who lists peoples names and comes up with nicknames. It's like watching a really dumb 80's college movie where one group is targeted by another group, and when the are naming the people they're gathering for the fight, they have the lamest nicknames for them. "Geoff 'The Animal' Johnson" "Jerry 'the sex king' McDonnel" OR he sounds like someone who thinks like a 14 year old, and basically acts like one. So in other words, this is exactly what you'd expect Maddy to do.
Ya gotta admit, though, Animal House was a hoot. As an aside, I remember a time when nicknames were all the rage in the NBA.