OT Lanny needs your prayers and warm wishes

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes, that will happen in 2 months so he won't be able to make the Blazer's training camp.
     
  2. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Damn, we needed another guard.
     
  3. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Maybe we can package Lanny and @THE HCP together in a trade to the Lakers.
     
  4. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    He may need new body parts, but I'm sure he still has that patented Lanny dongle.
     
  5. SlyPokerCat

    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    Did you mention to him we all are in awe of his huge weenus?
     
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  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    No.
     
  7. SlyPokerCat

    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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  8. Fairly-Hard

    Fairly-Hard Former Member Gone New!

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    Can you explain why you know who patted Lanny’s Dongle?
     
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    Fairly-Hard Former Member Gone New!

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    I know nothing about this?
     
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  10. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    They sing legends of the dongus.
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    If he's a tough bird, that's good, Lucia won't eat him. Just rub his ankles.
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    So we're clear send the "nurse" in for his "sponge bath"?
     
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    SlyPokerCat cats rool dogs drool

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    Ask Lanny if you can take a look to see for yourself.
     
  14. riverman

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    Lanny is probably related to both Milton Berle and Lyndon Johnson....both said to have been packing pythons.....how do you think Lanny busted a valve?...that's moving a whole lotta blood! The one thing Lanny brags about is his dongle....oh, and his slide rule.
     
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  15. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Glad to hear he is doing well

    I’ve only met the man once and would gladly meet him twice.
     
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    For Westbrick??? No way. Both of those fellas are way more valuable to the Blazers than Westbrick could ever be!
     
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    calvin natt Confeve

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    Whooohoooo. Take the victories as they come and go one day at a time. As we all should. Glad it went well, he can come home, and get back to pounding the keyboard.
     
  18. GrandpaBlaze

    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    Great to hear he is doing better. Maybe the dongle needs to go into hibernation until he gets the valve replaced. Don’t want any excess strenuous work putting him back in the hospital!

    Then again, quality of life…..
     
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    Awesome! WAY TO GO @Lanny !
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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