Forum Game Blazer Limerick Thread

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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    This Blazers team can’t make a bucket
    A fact on display from here to Nantucket
    Shut Dame and Ant down
    Everyone else is a clown
    Cronin, you can just …

    Well, you get the idea.
     
  2. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Joe Cronin with managerial mens rea
    Lay up lines like a cafeteria
    Wasting Dame's prime
    Joe should be fined
    Call him Joe Crohn's, for that b-ball diarrhea
     
  3. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    There was a great Blazer named Dame
    Who's teammates had all come up lame
    He whispered to Nurk that the refs were all jerks
    Then scores 40 while losing the game!
     
  4. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    There once was a Blazer named Meyers
    When discussing height he stood higher
    He thought he was a beast in the air
    When really, he only had nice hair
    Cause when on the court he was mostly just a cryer.
     
  5. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Coach wont Play Shaedon
    Why is it so difficult?
    Im tired of losing!!!
     
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  6. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Me thinks this should be merged with the Rap off thread. ;)
    Of course when suggesting anything here, i fill full of dread
    Been cancelled by half the forum
    Because im lacking all the decorum
    Hope no one wishes me dead!
     
  7. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Its time to get real!
    This is no joking matter!
    Will we win one more?
     
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  8. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Why cant i sleep in?
    I am getting tired of this!
    Stupid work schedule!!!
     
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  9. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Editing haikus
    'Cause the syllables were wrong.
    Mod power corrupts.
     
  10. Strenuus

    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    This makes you happy
    Since you only enjoy the team when they lose
    If they win, you'll dissapear
    Sucks, but it's true.
    I don't care if this isn't a limerick
    But at least I like the team.
     
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  11. SharpeScooterShooter

    SharpeScooterShooter SharpeShooter

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    Hahahahaha!
    I really screwed that up, huh?
    Hahahahaha!
     
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  12. BassPlaya

    BassPlaya Puntificator

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    The brilliance in here is palpable
    But the team height is visibly culpable
    Misses in crunch are an issue
    I'm damned near out of tissues
    But planned losing is damned near laughable
     
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