This Blazers team can’t make a bucket A fact on display from here to Nantucket Shut Dame and Ant down Everyone else is a clown Cronin, you can just … Well, you get the idea.
Joe Cronin with managerial mens rea Lay up lines like a cafeteria Wasting Dame's prime Joe should be fined Call him Joe Crohn's, for that b-ball diarrhea
There was a great Blazer named Dame Who's teammates had all come up lame He whispered to Nurk that the refs were all jerks Then scores 40 while losing the game!
There once was a Blazer named Meyers When discussing height he stood higher He thought he was a beast in the air When really, he only had nice hair Cause when on the court he was mostly just a cryer.
Me thinks this should be merged with the Rap off thread. Of course when suggesting anything here, i fill full of dread Been cancelled by half the forum Because im lacking all the decorum Hope no one wishes me dead!
This makes you happy Since you only enjoy the team when they lose If they win, you'll dissapear Sucks, but it's true. I don't care if this isn't a limerick But at least I like the team.
The brilliance in here is palpable But the team height is visibly culpable Misses in crunch are an issue I'm damned near out of tissues But planned losing is damned near laughable