Welcome to the 2022-23 Caption Contest! The rules are simple. Post a caption to the given picture before tipoff on game day. After the game the caption with the most likes wins for that game. You will receive 3pts for winning and 2 points for posting a caption for a possible total of 5 points. I will include updated standings in the op on the caption contest thread for each game. At the end of the season, the poster with the most points at the end of the season wins BONUS GAME: I WILL ASK A BONUS QUESTION. YOU MAY BET ANY NUMBER OF YOUR ACCRUED POINTS. ALL ANSWERS MUST BE IN BEFORE TIP OFF. INCLUDE YOUR ANSWER AND POINTS BET IN YOUR POST WITH YOUR CAPTION. BONUS QUESTION: GARY PAYTON II HAS AVERAGED 6 PTS A GAME SINCE HIS RETURN. HE JUST PUT UP HIS HIGHEST POINTS (10) AGAINST SACRAMENTO SINCE HIS RETURN. DOES GPII RECORD OVER/UNDER 15pts VS The BLAZERS? Standings @riverman - 236 @Chris Craig - 230* @e_blazer - 209 @theprunetang - 209 @rotary111 - 169 @swish3 - 163 @SlyPokerDog - 145 @BassPlaya - 138 @TBpup - 134 @HomerLovesKoolAid - 128 @Shaboid - 78 @Whyachi - 74 @stampedehero - 71 @Irish Trader - 58 @andalusian - 49 @twobullz -47 @Terkish - 33 @Stevenson - 38 @DDolla - 25 @BlazerBender - 15 @HailBlazers - 9 @Hoopguru - 8 @Sloth - 8 @damianlillard - 7 @tykendo - 4 @SIeepwalker - 4 @mook - 4 @KingSpeed - 2 @Mediocre Man - 2 @BBert - 2 @beast crnjo - 2 @blazerfan11 - 2 @Cugel - 2 @MickZagger - 2
Payton winces after his Tramadol suppository. Under- I bet 127 pts. (There may be a beer or two in it for you if I somehow come out ahead of SPD in the standings.)
The number on his jersey represents the applause he gets on his return to Moda. he gets under 15 I'll bet 231 pts .I'll show you folks how to tank!
ok I edited it but only homer and I have posted the over under so far...hard to gauge pts when nobody is wagering any. I may change my bet if more people bet fewer pts.
GPII accidentally "thugs it out" in his underwear during an NBA game. Over - all in. May change later.
GP2: “No, I didn’t choose this number to honor Dame, I chose it to show how much I contributed to the Blazers.” All in:
"And on the 3rd day, god gave GPII a shot of Toradol so he could rise from fake injury list." Under- I bet 127 pts.
"The view from the blazers bench as the 2023 trade deadline came to a close." I would like to wager all my points. Also, fuck you GPII. Just for good measure.