Could you imagine boxing with Howard?

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  1. Petey

    Petey Super Sized Sexy, The Bulls Fan Killer! Staff Member Administrator

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    <p class="style1"><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>As part of a voluntary, offseason conditioning program, several of the Magic players added boxing to their cross-training routines, going twice each week to the boxing center at Florida Fitness on Mills Avenue, working with experienced fight trainers, who push them harder than they expected. "It was a little funny when they first started coming in here. Dwight Howard looked like a robot," said Eric "Dirty" Dunston, a fighter training there who recently won a world amateur welterweight title. "They've all improved, though. I wouldn't say it's a night-and-day difference, but it's at least a night-and-dusk difference." Orlando Sentinel / September 2</div></p><p class="style1">-Petey</p>
     
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    Howard would be a deadly boxer!
     
  3. shookem

    shookem Still not a bust

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    I could take him. He looks like he'd have a glass jaw.
     
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    GArenas Wiz Fo Champz

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    That would just be scary, I wonder how JJ Redick feels.
     
  5. Petey

    Petey Super Sized Sexy, The Bulls Fan Killer! Staff Member Administrator

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    If we see Nelson pass Howard the ball more next season, we all know why!</p>

    -Petey</p>
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Petey)</div><div class='quotemain'>

    If we see Nelson pass Howard the ball more next season, we all know why!</p>

    -Petey </p></div>

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    hahaha true dat
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    dwight howard is a funny guy, always foolin around and shit...just imagine him tryin to learn how to box</p>
     
  7. CelticBalla32

    CelticBalla32 Basketball is back in Boston

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    If there's one thing I realized after looking through the pictures on Orlando's website, it's that Marcin Gortat is likely the goofiest player in the NBA. He's the type of guy that walks into the ring and says "is this box class?" then throws a punch... misses... and falls to the ground.
     
  8. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    Dwight is MASSIVE. I wouldn't even want to thumb wrestle the guy.
     
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    CLos JBB=The Originals

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32)</div><div class='quotemain'>If there's one thing I realized after looking through the pictures on Orlando's website, it's that Marcin Gortat is likely the goofiest player in the NBA. He's the type of guy that walks into the ring and says "is this box class?" then throws a punch... misses... and falls to the ground.</div>

    You called Marcin Gortat goofy?? I'm sure you could have possibly found anyone else more goofier. Like Kwame Brown for example. </p>
     
  10. CelticKing

    CelticKing The Green Monster

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    I'm sure LeBron would be able to box him.
     
  11. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shookem)</div><div class='quotemain'>I could take him. He looks like he'd have a glass jaw.</div>

    So you'd wait for him to kneel down so you could hit it?</p>
     
  12. cpawfan

    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    BTW, I love the line night-and-dusk difference
     

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